Posts by mkr32208

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Stupid F&cking Cagers!

by Mythbuster in

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why do people not look for motorcycles!.

I left the hospital a few weeks ago after my shift and came upon a motorcycle accident that had just happened. I was the first responder on the scene so I stopped (I was on my bike) man and woman from PA on a harley very experienced fairly low speed accident nobody knows what the heck even happened they just lost control and went ass over biscuit. The bike was standing UP in the road no damage at all the bike went sideways and she went off one side he went off the other the bike came to rest on his leg standing up.

She died on the scene, he died 2 days later in the ICU... It's really shaken me up about riding, I'm thinking about selling my bike now. I've had one since I was 15 I've put over 30,000 miles on this one and I just keep seeing that woman laying there dead in the road...

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I didn't even know i WAS an apostate!

by GrandmaJones in

i am currently just sick with grief.

i can't believe this is happening to me.

all the jokes i've made about me never "falling out of the truth" and self confidence about my spirituality.

mkr32208

Go on vacation... Go down a waterslide or two!!! Think about it when you come back.

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Major Weirdness

by metatron in

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see:.

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/column.php?id=189988.

metatron.

mkr32208

Yeah file this under "Bullshit" and keep living my life is my plan...

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True Story I Kid you not.

by Slidin Fast in

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mkr32208

Hahaha clever dick... Ha ha ha

Ok so this guy is walking down the beach and sees a girl with no arms or legs crying, he stops and says "whats wrong" she says "I don't have anyone to talk to" so he sits down and talks to her. Then she starts crying again, once again he ask "whats wrong" she says "I've never been kissed" so he kisses her a bit, then she begins to cry again. What is it NOW says the man "well says the girl I've never been f*cked" the man picks her up and throws her out into the waves "well" he yells as he walks away "your f*cked now!"

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A message to the Special Pioneer brother who knocked on our door Sat Mornings if we missed Witnessing as Newlyweds!

by Witness 007 in

george ________ you are an idiot.

we were both newly married and working full time and enjoyed a saturday morning sleep-in and would you believe this idiot "special pioneer" would drive up with a witnessing car group and knock on our door saying: "hi brother 007, we missed you at the group this morning...." yes thats because i was having sex, thanks for ruining it.

he was a single, rumored gay brother, about 40 years old who could never find the right sister.

mkr32208

Now thats funny, you should have come to the door nekid or just in a very revealing towel or robe.

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No Link Found Between Vaccine Mercury and Autism

by leavingwt in

some red meat for the anti-science crowd.

no link found between vaccine mercury and autisma new government study adds to the evidence that thimerosal, a mercury-based preservative until recently found in many vaccines, does not increase children's risk of autism.. it shows kids who had been exposed as babies to high levels of the preservative -- through vaccines they received or their mothers received while pregnant -- were no more likely to develop autism, including two distinct subtypes of the condition.. .

"this study should reassure parents about following the recommended immunization schedule," said dr. frank destefano, director of the immunization safety office at the centers for disease control and prevention (cdc) in atlanta, and the study's senior author.. .

mkr32208

Yeah amazing what a surprise parents drink smoke take recreational drugs or abuse prescription drugs and then have an autistic child and it's all because of those god damn vaccines...

I know two autistic children both of the mothers had used recreational drugs during the last 3 years. One smoked marijuana the other had an Oxy addiction several years before...

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My illustration for religion and for being a witness...

by mkr32208 in

ok here's my illustration;.

the world is a vast sea at night and we are all floating around in canoes.

our canoes are our religious beliefs.

mkr32208

Um yeah thats why you should stand up...

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My illustration for religion and for being a witness...

by mkr32208 in

ok here's my illustration;.

the world is a vast sea at night and we are all floating around in canoes.

our canoes are our religious beliefs.

mkr32208

Ok here's my illustration;

The world is a vast sea at night and we are all floating around in canoes. Our canoes are our religious beliefs. You are floating along happy as a clam and the JWs paddle up and say 'hey there is a hole in your boat!' You look down (in the dark) and say 'no there is no hole in MY boat!'

So the JW pulls out a spotlight and shines it on your boat and holy shit your boat is full of holes!!! The witness says 'here jump in this boat it's just like mine and it doesn't have any holes!' So you swim over and jump in the boat and wow it feels so much more secure (in the dark) and then the witness tells you 'we have an obligation to help others to get to safety!' Now here lets start building you a spotlight so you get your bible and your live forever book and the magazines and you build a handy dandy spotlight and you start sailing around shining your light and trying to get people to get to better boats. Most people ignore you and say 'shut the fuck up this boat is just fine yeah it leaks a little but it was my parents and my parents parents and their parents so shut up and get the hell out of here...'

So you sail around shining your light and it's fine, until one day you get a wild hair and shine the light down at your feet and see all the holes in your own boat. Now some people never do that some people just go their whole lives shining that light out pissing off every one else but some of us saw the boat we were in.

Now once we've seen the holes in our boat we have some choices. We can either ignore it and go back to shining our light, we can try to repair the boat (be advised the other people will toss you out of the boat if you try that) we can swim for another boat even though that one has holes in it too. Or you can go down with the ship (it is sinking just slow) now some people when they leave the witness boat swim to other boats (other religions) all those boats having holes as well or they try to patch the witness boat and keep trying to get back in no matter how often they are thrown out. And then some of us just stand up and realize that the water is only about 2 feet deep...

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Restore Honor Rally in DC --did anyone here attend?

by Ri in

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i have been watching glenn beck for over a year and i like him...he says what most americans are thinking and feeling.

there is no doubt he has a love for our creator.

btw i was a jw for 10 years and left that religion for good...i have no desire to belong to another religion but i do consider myself a christian.. just wanted to know what your opinion is of glenn beck.

mkr32208

Without getting too deep into Smith's warped and fantastic theology that has ZERO BASIS in fact,

What a stupid thing to say, no religion has any basis in fact it's all made up bullshit and fairy dust...

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Do you think Glenn Beck is starting to form a new religion?

by mkr32208 in

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i'm listening to that idiot on tv and after about 5 seconds it occurs to me.

this is the next scientology.

i'm literally watching the formation of a new and stupid religion.

mkr32208

I'm listening to that idiot on TV and after about 5 seconds it occurs to me. This is the next Scientology. I'm literally watching the formation of a new and stupid religion. A religion that caters to the hard core far right who have nothing but a bible and a gun and a TV. This is it, right before our eyes a new prophet for god is rising. Will he be a success?

Listen to how he talks, he calls himself holy, he talks about how god is guiding him, he talks about his sacred quest, he's a lunatic monk looking for a church and he's found it, on Faux news...