Posts by jaredg

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singing at the meetings

by Dustin in

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were any of you the really obnoxiosly loud singer at the meeting?

that always used to make me laugh when somone who couldn't sing just belted it out in their horrible voice.

or i used to love the husband and wife duos that thought they were all that as they sat and tried to harmonize.

jaredg

i would change words out in the middle of the song. like instead of "throngs" i would say "thongs" or instead of "ministry" i'd say "mystery" just to see if people would catch on. it was a fun game.

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Brother Michael called.....

by jellybelly in

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we had a phone call yesterday, after being "inactive" for 6 years.

not having attended a meeting in 4 years, we get a call saying they are concerned that they had heard we believe in evolution.

my partner said "not necesarily believe in it, im just not discounting it at this time.

jaredg

the logic of dubs, if you can call it logic, never ceases to amaze me

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Just got back from the 2004-2005 circuit assembly here are a few thoughts.

by PaNiCAtTaCk in

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upon arriving i ran into lots of old friends and really enjoyed seeing everyone and visiting.

they dont know that im currently struggling with doubts about the organization and they think that im the same old zealous brother.

i couldnt help but feel a sence of guilt visiting with them about our current number of publishers and how many we had pioneering ect.

jaredg

i think the moral of that story is ti USE A FREAKING CONDOM!!

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Please Read!

by Doe in

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if you guys are witness.

did any of you bother to find out if bethel approved this website????????.

if you have looked on some of these topics to choose from you would know that witness are neutral on topics on political debts.

jaredg

Dear Doe,
All of us here at Bethel in the Service Dept monitor this site on a daily basis, usually right after morning worship. We strongly encourage you to do the same, as you will be able to stay one step ahead of apostates who are continually striving to destroy your faith in Jehovah's Organization. By making it a habit to check and read the writings of these poor doomed souls on a regular basis you will indeed come to understand why Jehovah and the Faithful and Discreet Slave have deemed it necessary for them to be terminated. Yes Doe, your help is needed in spreading the word about this website so that, hopefully all faithful, dedicated workers of righteousness will eventually come here and see for themselves. You certainly understand why we cannot publish this information in Jehovah's publications so we depend on faithful servants such as yourself to spread the word.
With Much Brotherly Christian Love,
Brother B. Onezz

hahaha....classic!!!

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Please Read!

by Doe in

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friends

if you guys are witness.

did any of you bother to find out if bethel approved this website????????.

if you have looked on some of these topics to choose from you would know that witness are neutral on topics on political debts.

jaredg

ROFFLMFAO.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY....THANK YOU!!!!

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Did You Ever Enjoy Going To Assemblies and Conventions??

by minimus in

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every january, they read the letter as to where you'll be "assigned" for the convention and then the our kingdom ministry will detail all the do's and don'ts to remember.

was going to these things ever enjoyable to you?