What next? Did Thomas Kinkade not paint his stuff?

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Unfortunately, I can clue you in on that asshole, Thomas Kinkade.
He was a horrible person. He cheated on his wife. Left her and their four daughters to move in with his mistress.
Made his mistress sign a non-disclosure agreement (to not reveal he was a drunk and a cheat) and he drank himself to death. He was sued by a great many people who started out believing in
him and his art and ended up losing their life savings because of him--including his brother.
He briefly worked at Disney Studios and was fired for urinating on the famous hedge face of Mickey Mouse!
He was a phony born-again Christian who traded on his "Christianity"while cheating his franchise dealers right and left.
I know this because I spoke at length to his brother, Patrick, who opened a Thomas Kinkaide art gallery where I live now, in
Fort Worth, Texas. I also worked with and for one of the nicest people I've ever known who went bankrupt due to Kinkaide.
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The man was a marvel of bullshit!
He sold his collectors a . . . wait for it . . . wait for it . . . DNA DETECTION KIT.
Ask me why.
(Tell us why, Terry!)
Because, Kinkaide asserted (falsely) so many counterfeit paintings of his were circulating (not a single one ever was produced) he prayed
to God about how to stop it and . . . (wait for it) God told him to PUT A DROP OF HIS OWN BLOOD on every canvas!
If a collector wanted to be sure their own painting was "genuine" the $200 DNA testing kit would provide authentication!!
Yeah, right.
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He passed off cheap lithographs with gel coating (just a Margaret Keane had done in the 70's) to unsophisticated buyers as
original art canvases.
At first, he signed and #'d his prints and canvases until he got too bored AND REFUSED to do it any longer.
This is when he started his DNA blood detection scam.
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Oh, I could go on and on . . .
But, I won't unless you ask for more.
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Oh hell, JUST ONE MORE!
I saw him on TV on the HOME SHOPPING NETWORK.
He had a big introduction by the hostess and when the camera panned over to him, he started applauding--standing up and
saying, "Let's hear a big round of applause for JESUS CHRIST!"
Huh?
He was selling crappy little (9x12 "art canvas" versions (lithos with gel- coat brush strokes glued on canvas) as "limited editions" while, simultaneously
selling those same "limited" images as lunch boxes, T-shirts, thermos bottles, air fresheners, night lights, teddy bears, toys, pillows andLa-Z-Boyloungers, knick-knacks etc. In a brazen effort to raise money to pay off his lawsuit debts!
His girlfriend produced a hand-written paper in Kinkaide's writing which said:
"I, Thomas Kinkade, being of sound mind and body do hereby bequeath to Amy Pinto Walsh $10,000,000 in cash from my corporate policy and I give her the house at 16342 Ridgecrest Avenue for her security."
His wife and 4 daughters immediately challenged this in court.
Apparently, Valium and alcohol did the fellow in. His legacy immediately needed protecting so the court case became shrouded in
non-disclosure agreements. The "Christian painter-of-light" was only a valuable name brand if the name was kept free of shame and scandal.
Publicity announcements to remaining Kinkaide dealers assured them the legacy would continue . . .