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  by Prisila in

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  * Scratching SYN's tummy, aww, does that make you feel better? *

  Her ex-boss, Raymundo Franco, a Spanish Don who had been fired for daring to eat with a fired employee. He knew the inner workings of the factory. He had access to the technology that allowed the light messages from the Pleiades to reach Earth and how they were sometimes blocked by a passing planet or star resulting in the darkening of the message. Many times those communications passed near the gravitational area of a black hole reversing the message. This had resulted in the formula being defective and allowing others to be decontaminated. Raymundo Franco then explained to her that the best way to recover her full mental capabilities was to...

  not wash herself for several days. Raymundo explained it all. Not washing would result in a system wide break down of any and all soap remains. He did warn her though, the not washing would also result in some curious looks of the still brainwashed people. The people still under influence of the aliens would certainly not understand her not wanting to wash. "Remember", Raymundo spoke to her, "They believe that this soap is heavenly ordained, they believe true salvation can be obtained by washing their hands 20 times a day... at least". She would have to be very careful. She nodded, but was still wondering....
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  And the evil aliens knew exactly how to fill these vacuums. Their plan was brilliant. The handsoap even had a hypnotizing effect to it. Each and every time an innocent human being would use it, the craving for more soap would start. Soon, millions of people could think of nothing else than washing their hands. However, the aliens had overlooked one important thing....

  Due to accidents of nature or distribution, sometimes people would stop using their soap and using other brands. This acted as an antibiotic. Prisila, one of the employees at the factory had to go to a charity hospital funded by a competing soap factory because her own factory provided no hospitalization policy for its employees. She had to stay away for three months. Her mind began to

  give her some flash-backs. All of a sudden, she would stop what she was doing, and she would see memories of golden days. Days where she was happy, and laughing. She didn't quite understand it. She wasn't a person that could laugh, laughing was wrong and sinful. And yet, here she was, in her memories, she would laugh, a brilliant loud laugh, joy from deep within. She couldn't undertand it, why was she laughing in these momories? She turned to the one person she knew would tell her the truth....
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  A complex question who of you knows the answer?

  by MARTINLEYSHON in

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  if baptism washes away your sins, as taught by jws, what prevents a disfellowshiped person who has moved to a new area and is not known in that area in attending meetings as an interested person and getting baptised within 6 months.. has anyone ever done that?

  if so can the person be disfellowshipped a second time?

  what would be his status.

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  Baptism is NOT the washing away of sins. At least, not according to JW. 1 Peter 3:21
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  She was captured by aliens as she was going to post their plans for invading Earth from their home planet in the Pleiades. She had intercepted a message from them to their base in Brooklyn giving their Borg a new light on how to paralyze the thinking abilities of the rest of the world. Yet hidden in those three remaining dots was a microfilm that would start a chain of events that...

  would eventually lead to a new understanding regarding the concept of handsoap. This new brand of handsoap had the side effect of clearing the minds of the people who used it. The brilliancy of the plan lay in the fact that...

  it was backed by an world-wide advertising door to door campaign that would incite people to belong to the "cleanest" soapbox organization. When a mind was cleared of independent thinking, those cleared sections of the brain would create a need to fill the vacuum

  And the evil aliens knew exactly how to fill these vacuums. Their plan was brilliant. The handsoap even had a hypnotizing effect to it. Each and every time an innocent human being would use it, the craving for more soap would start. Soon, millions of people could think of nothing else than washing their hands. However, the aliens had overlooked one important thing....
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  She was captured by aliens as she was going to post their plans for invading Earth from their home planet in the Pleyades. She had intercepted a message from them to their base in Brooklyn giving their Borg a new light on how to paralyze the thinking abilities of the rest of the world. Yet hidden in those three remaining dots was a microfilm that would start a chain of events that...

  would eventually lead to a new understanding regarding the concept of handsoap. This new brand of handsoap had the side effect of clearing the minds of the people who used it. The brilliancy of the plan lay in the fact that.....
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  Fluff - favorite candy

  by larc in

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  ok, now, it is time for a fluff thread.

  what is your favorite candy?

  my wife likes mounds.

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  OMG, Ozzie! You like Hopjes?! How utterly cool of you!
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  Fluff - favorite candy

  by larc in

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  ok, now, it is time for a fluff thread.

  what is your favorite candy?

  my wife likes mounds.

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  SMARTIES!!!!

  I heard it right, didn't I? Owww, the pure bliss of smarties......
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  Ozzie's Weekend Poll #20

  by ozziepost in

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  well, here we are with the twentieth of our weekend polls!

  doesn't time fly when you're having fun!

  this weekend's poll is a serious topic and invites us to exercise our dub trained minds to solve a problem in helping us to reach to those who want to honestly look at their situation within the organisation.

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  1 trought 9 all sound probable to me.

  And to add a no 10. some prophesie is being fulfiled with it. Satan is attacking Jehovah's organization.
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  Probably a dumb question.

  by els in

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  i've been lurking around reading pretty much all of the posts for probably a month.

  i just registered and set up a profile which has a brief synopsis of my life.

  well the first thing i want to ask is, what does dub stand for?

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  Hello Elsie, and welcome on the board. There certainly are no dumb questions, and this is a great place to ask any questions that you might have.

  I was wondering, do the elders know that you celebrate birthday's? Or are your only "sins" being inactive and supporting your son in the army? In my former cong. you would not get DF'd for that. My mum is a JW like that, she celebrates birthday's and socializes with me [I am DF'd] but she isn't in trouble for it. However, I don't know how long that will last.

  Hugs, Viv.
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  by Prisila in

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  ... ?

  Ow! I know, its a riddle about [...] what could be the meaning of three little dots?

  Edited by - Vivamus on 14 September 2002 16:56:57