Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes 
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet?"
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation
Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their mustache
Q. Why are most brunettes flatchested?
A. It makes it easier to read their T-shirt
Q. Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A. It doesn't show the dirt
Q. Why does a brunette have curtains on her PC?
A. To open windows
Q. Why does a brunette throw water on her keyboard?
A. To surf the internet
Q. Why can't brunettes `tease' their hair?
A. Because it's not funny
Q. How can a brunette get lost in a crowd of three?
A. It's easy... if one-third of the crowd is blonde
Q. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A. So brunettes can remember them.
Q. How does a brunette turn on the light after sex?
A. She opens the car door.