TRUE STORY I swear on JWD (i've lost all my bibles)
i used to work around a lot of envelopes. :)
sometimes i licked, sometimes i spongued. (is that how you spell it? lol)
one day i came accross a roach that had been sealed upside down UNDER the glue.
one of my bosses was notorious for doing a "million things at once"
so, seeing this roach...and knowing that my boss was in there "multi-tasking" and talking.
i walked in and asked "could you lick this for me?"
without hesitation he took the envelope from my hands and started to lick.
when his tongue got just centimeters away from the roach...i grabbed it from his hands lol
(I realize now that i could have caused a paper cut on his tongue...and eggs to be planted and hatched etc.)
ps. i used to make the coffee everyday. one day, i saw a giant roach (like 2 1/2 inches long) inside one of our company's coffee cups.
i brought it to (same boss) like it was hot and full of coffee. he grabbed the handle and continued talking.
i just pointed to the cup. this guy is 6'7" and u should have seen him wiggle like a little girl. lol