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  A Newbie Comment......

  by Nan in

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  i'm a newbie, but have been reading this board for quite a while.

  i have never been a jw nor anyone in my family, so i feel like i don't quite fit in with all of you, but hope you'll welcome me.

  i have done extensive research and study of the watchtower teachings.

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  Beans

  Here's a great site that shows haow they have contradicted themselves in there own literature!

  http://Quotes.JehovahsWitnesses.com

  Welcome, and I hope it helps!

  Beans
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  What was your funniest/weirdest door to door experience?

  by Steve Lowry in

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  2. friends

  everybody's gottem.

  i know i can remember a few.

  once there this guy who came to the door who looked like a muscle man, very big and tough-guy looking and it put me off a bit.

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  Beans

  Any Sunday morning in Scarborough after a party when the all nighters are still there lying on the couch drinking beer! Happened alot!

  Beans

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  Top 10 Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down....

  by Xena in

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  ......... by david letterman.

  10. the cucumber has left the salad.. .

  9. quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his .

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  Beans

  That is awesome!

  Beans

  Canadian District Overbeer

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  Comments You Will Not Hear at the 2-1-04 WT Study

  by blondie in

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  2. bible

  wt quotes

  "?matthew 24:44.

  you also must be ready all the time.

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  Yes Blondie this is a silent time for the Watchtower! The spiritual cast is on the bone and the healing process is in full swing. Soon many will forget how the bone was broken and words are preparing the flock for forgetting and a new hope is on the horizon.

  I predict 5 years of hard words of disception as December 15th was the latest silent prediction!

  Beans

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  Dental X-Rays

  by Beans in

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  2. medical

  every time i go to the dentist they insist on taking x-rays, i see no need.

  if you go every six months and get x-rays are you getting overexposure to the effects?

  are x-rays a good cash grab for the dentist?.

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  Every time I go to the Dentist they insist on taking x-rays, I see no need. If you go every six months and get x-rays are you getting overexposure to the effects? Are x-rays a good cash grab for the Dentist?

  Another thing, do kids really need them?

  Beans
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  Hello

  by Octavia in

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  2. friends

  is this jehovah's witnesses annonymous?

  hi... i'm octavia, and i'm an ex-jehovah's witness.

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  Beans

  Welcome!

  http://Quotes.JehovahsWitnesses.com

  Beans

  Canadian District Overbeer
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  What do you say when the Mormons come by?

  by MegaDude in

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  2. friends

  just got through having a conversation with two mormons going door to door on this cold saturday here in fort worth, texas.

  damn, they remind me so much of jehovah's witnesses it isn't even funny: the same zeal, the same conviction, the same confidence.

  as a matter of fact, they seemed a lot more of all these things.

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  Beans

  Goodbye!
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  Overbeer Where Art Thou?

  by Valis in

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  2. friends

  dearest overbeers..i need you to check in please.

  also candidates from districts, circuits, or congos (winesterial servants, pint handlers, catholic school girl altar girls, etc...).

  i haven't seen a kegdom ministry for quite some time and there may need to be a bongregational needs meeting emphasizing the urgent calling for our brothers and sisters to do more in regards preaching the good news of the kegdom!.

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  Beans

  Hello Brothers, Sisters and FrothQuaffers!

  Brother Valis, I did summon the Ontario District Overbeer to submit a Kegdom Ministry but he has failed us even though he is of the beer magnitude!

  Beans

  Canadian District Overbeer

  FROTHQUAFFERS"

  Are a noble breed distinguished by their impeccable taste in beer, willingness to pursue an exclusive product and the fortitude to shuck out an extra couple of bucks to buy the best. Frothquaffers as a group constitute a Loyal Order and represent the official fan club of Creemore Springs Premium Lager. A Frothquaffer can be recognized by their handsome exclusive members t-shirt and certificate. "Frothtalk" is the official newsletter of the Loyal Order of Frothquaffers, distributed free to all members. The current issue of Frothtalk, Issue # 21 - Summer/Fall 2003, is available as a PDF document.
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  Did You Ever Think That The Demons Were After You?

  by minimus in

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  2. friends

  i know so many jws that love to think satan and his demons are after them.

  if they were being "persecuted", it was because of the devil and his demons.

  if they got an ache or pain, it was because satan was trying to "discourage" them.......did you think the demons were trying to get you, too?

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  They caught me!
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  Well, I've done it..........

  by wannaexit in

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  2. friends

  i have successfully deprogrammed my first dub.. my very good friend has finally seen the light.

  i am so happy that the shackles have come off.

  she is in the process of reading coc and has stopped going to meetings.. i have made my first apostate disciple.. wannaexit

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  Beans

  I really like that slogan!

  "apostate disciple"

  Beans

  Canadian District overbeer

  http://Quotes.JehovahsWitnesses.com