You would deny me the fun of tree tossing? you heathen you!
Dan, lose his hair? I will not listen to your lies! It just can't be so! Back satan BACK!
on a side note...what would you suggest i do with it instead? Dress it up and introduce it as my long lost cousin from Cananda? hoist it above my door and drop it on some unsuspecting JW? staple it to the wall and call it modern art? I am open to suggestions.