some of you REALLY KNOCKED!? i placed 8 mags last week without touching a door.
bonnzo
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Dubs and doorbells -- has there been some "new light"?
by parakeet inthis afternoon my husband looked out the window and saw two unmistakable dubs shuffling up our street.
he didn't have time to warn me before they came to our door (he knows i get a bit testy whenever they visit).
i was in a nearby room, but heard nothing, saw nothing.
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bonnzo
to hell.
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Let's not talk about jesus.......Let's talk BOOZE!!!!
by nomoreguilt insome posters i realise have an affinity towards spirits!!
i am fussy at times about what i drink and with whom i drink it.
personnaly, my favorite is jack daniels black label.
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bonnzo
drinking a knob creek on the rocks as i type. first of the night, one or two to go!
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Why, Why, Why - lol, too funny...
by cognac inwhy do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
whydoes someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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why are there braille directions for use on drive thru ATM machines?
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Saturday night! On the wagon or off?
by wings ini'm off, actually never been on.
harp lager, a guiness thing.
chineese take out.
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bonnzo
what wagon?...(wink, wink)
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bonnzo
welcome back!
momzcrazy, nice queensryche reference!
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bonnzo
1. sorrow
2. comfortably numb
3. entire dark side of the moon cd
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Do You Believe The Majority of JWs Believe Everything They Are Taught?
by minimus inyears ago, nearly every jw were true believers.
even if they were considered weak in the faith, they accepted all the beliefs and views from "mother".
do you think today's witnesses accept everything as being the truth?.
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bonnzo
i know i don't.....i'm probably in the minority.
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What was it that "clicked" w/ you that this wasn't the "true religion"?
by cognac infor me, it was not being able to prove that people were going to be resurrected to earth... i'm still not sure of the answer, but for some reason that just started this huge, fast snowball of different things that i couldn't prove... .
this lightbulb just went off in my head... .
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always wondered about some things, such as 144,000 being literal, 144,000 sealed around 1935(since changed), real proof that jesus inspected christianity in 1918 and chose them(anyone can claim this and the LDS do). but about 3 years ago, i saw a special Newsweek magazine on history and the bible. There was a timeline of bible events and it listed 587 for the year of Jerusalems fall. Of course, I thought it was wrong until I researched it on the internet. Wow! Pages and pages citing 586/7. About the only one using 607 was........Watchtower.org. I really don't believe anything I hear anymore. Unfortunately, since I'm still in of my own choosing, i hear a lot.
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funny what can happen if they think you are an elder...true sex story
by oompa ini started to put this in the great thread here on weirdos in your hall which i have so enjoyed, but there was a bit more story to it.
there a pitiful little hunchback young man of about 25 that was soooooo introverted it was really sad.
so he calls my house to speak to my elder dad, and i answer the phone.....unfortunately, at 15, i sounded a lot like my dad, and as soon as i said "hello" he blurts out...."brother oompa, i just wanted you to know i have gotten rid of all my pornography, and am going to really try to work in harmony with my prayers to stop masturbating.
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bonnzo
i knew it was you the whole time oompa. i got rid of my porn for you and still you reject me. i still think you're cute. remember the midnight swim after a floor we did together in VA.?