Holy Smurf-olies! I think everyone should drive by their local Kingdumb Hall and fling a little blue guy into the parking lot...just think of the terror and havoc it would cause!
-BONEZZ
Holy Smurf-olies! I think everyone should drive by their local Kingdumb Hall and fling a little blue guy into the parking lot...just think of the terror and havoc it would cause!
-BONEZZ
i haven't been around jwd much these past few months, mainly because i've been busy with many other different things.
that is all the bait.
most people know that the jehovah's witnesses are not there "just to talk about the bible".
Good thoughts. You are correcto-mundo Drew.
It's the classic...put the frog in cold water and slowly turn up the heat...he'll never know he's being cooked.
-BONEZZ
suppose you had a business that didn't make money.
you would try to make the thing more efficient and probably lay off.
some workers to cut costs.
I fully agree with you Mr Flipper and if I might throw something else into the pot...
Since the number of new converts is dwindling (at least in US) I believe they will create new things that will make the old members (the core group) feel special. I believe the "members only" Craptower is part of that. They may disseminate this "special", "members only" info via the CO's and DO's as they have done in the past so there is no written record of it. Special info could make it easier for the core group to handle the increased CONTROL and delay their ultimate discouragement.
-BONEZZ
when i was a teen, i aspired to be an elder.
from my pre-teens until i was 18, i was in every circuit assembly and district convention----having either ministry school talks or parts or experiences.
at 20, i conducted a bookstudy in the afternoon, also regular pioneered, was the theocratic ministry school overseer in the 2nd school and regularly taught the main school.
LOL ...I like yer style...just hope I don't piss you off.
-BONEZZ
ok, you've got 'er coffeecake and tea biscuits or white castle hamburgers-by-the-bagful, but if you want to make that last bookstudy --we're marking the end of a 113 year-old tradition, you know -- really memorable, check out this shopping list:.
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http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html.
I get it...sort of a Last Book Study Supper....I'll bring the Devil's Food Cake!
-BONEZZ
when i was a teen, i aspired to be an elder.
from my pre-teens until i was 18, i was in every circuit assembly and district convention----having either ministry school talks or parts or experiences.
at 20, i conducted a bookstudy in the afternoon, also regular pioneered, was the theocratic ministry school overseer in the 2nd school and regularly taught the main school.
Heyyy Tony...I know some boys over in Brooklyn who tink dere betta than us...howz 'bout you whack some of dem? Maybe send Pauley over.
-BONEZZ
when i was a teen, i aspired to be an elder.
from my pre-teens until i was 18, i was in every circuit assembly and district convention----having either ministry school talks or parts or experiences.
at 20, i conducted a bookstudy in the afternoon, also regular pioneered, was the theocratic ministry school overseer in the 2nd school and regularly taught the main school.
Congrats!
Hope this hasn't been asked already but....
Who will be playing You in the movie that will no doubt be released?
-BONEZZ
suppose you had a business that didn't make money.
you would try to make the thing more efficient and probably lay off.
some workers to cut costs.
How 'bout this for "New Light"?
The Mosaic Law was right afterall...Tithing is back baby!
Can't get more mainstream than that. I can just hear JR Brown saying..."Ya see we're just like everyone else...'cept we got the troof."
-BONEZZ
this site has a copy of the letter.
it's in spanish.
http://www.extj.com/foro/view_topic.php?id=3679&forum_id=1
Gary...who knows? Maybe Tithing could rear its head?
-BONEZZ
a minimus post about how jdubs are irratating him got me to thinking about how a 'postate such as myself could really send 'em thru the roof when we bump into each other...and i think i found it...it's a website with "monster smurfs"...yeah, dracula smurf, werewolf smurf, grim reaper smurf, etc.
i'm orderin' a bunch of them!.
http://search.cartserver.com/search/search.cgi?cartid=a-6296&category=instock&sm=2&maxhits=20&keywords=new2006&bool=and.
CBD...I'm sorry....Just go to Mushroomvillage.com and there's a advertisement and link to the Monster Smurf site...you're gonna love the Grim Reaper Smurf!
-BONEZZ