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  Weird Logic

  by loosie in

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  let's hear the weirdest comment or suppossed logical thought you've ever heard a witness say.. i'll start: out in service once a sis and her son were in the same car group as i was.

  he was having a nose bleed and told his mom that the blood was running down the back of his throat.

  his mother said " well don't swallow it yo uknow how jehovah feels about blood don't you!".

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  Oh I almost forgot. I wanted to be in a drama at the asembly. My mother told me you can't be in a drama because your father is not an Elder.
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  Weird Logic

  by loosie in

  1. jw
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  let's hear the weirdest comment or suppossed logical thought you've ever heard a witness say.. i'll start: out in service once a sis and her son were in the same car group as i was.

  he was having a nose bleed and told his mom that the blood was running down the back of his throat.

  his mother said " well don't swallow it yo uknow how jehovah feels about blood don't you!".

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  I told her that Jesus never celebrated Christmas. She said "Of course not! He was a jew"

  that's a good one...lol
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  TMS

  by loosie in

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  does anyone have some good excuses for getting out of giving talks in the theocratic ministry school?

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  Aplogize profusely and go to the bathroom to 'rest' for 5 minutes. Then, excuse yourself from the hall and when you are scheduled for another talk, break down in tears and say that your therapist has told you to your stress levels are so high that you are not to engage in such activity until your medication starts to work.

  You will also want to wear very modest undergarments for the occasion in case your dress flips up over your melon when you fall off the chair.

  Jeaniebeanz - you crack me up.

  elderettes

  I thought I was the only one that used that term
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  Weird Logic

  by loosie in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  let's hear the weirdest comment or suppossed logical thought you've ever heard a witness say.. i'll start: out in service once a sis and her son were in the same car group as i was.

  he was having a nose bleed and told his mom that the blood was running down the back of his throat.

  his mother said " well don't swallow it yo uknow how jehovah feels about blood don't you!".

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  devil had busted her washer to stop her getting out in service that morning

  lol Maytag is the Devils right hand man
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  Weird Logic

  by loosie in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  let's hear the weirdest comment or suppossed logical thought you've ever heard a witness say.. i'll start: out in service once a sis and her son were in the same car group as i was.

  he was having a nose bleed and told his mom that the blood was running down the back of his throat.

  his mother said " well don't swallow it yo uknow how jehovah feels about blood don't you!".

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  loosie

  No, she said, it's just the juices.

  You mean it isn't. That's whay my mom said too.
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  Weird Logic

  by loosie in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  let's hear the weirdest comment or suppossed logical thought you've ever heard a witness say.. i'll start: out in service once a sis and her son were in the same car group as i was.

  he was having a nose bleed and told his mom that the blood was running down the back of his throat.

  his mother said " well don't swallow it yo uknow how jehovah feels about blood don't you!".

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  loosie

  ok nobody has posted to this thread. did I commit some kind of Faux pas?
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  TMS

  by loosie in

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  does anyone have some good excuses for getting out of giving talks in the theocratic ministry school?

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  loosie

  See that is the funny thing I am outgoing around a small group of people. Last time I was on "stage" I was reading and my voice stated to tremble I couldn't stop it. I coudl feel everyone starting at me instead of just reading along in their bibles. I was almost at the point of tears but I can't explain why. I haven't been up there ever since. But that was years ago. The thought of going up there again terrifies me. But I better have a good reason why if I was ever asked again.
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  Funny clip

  by Heatmiser in

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  it even has what looks like a jw in it.. http://tinyurl.com/8ryvt

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  loosie

  too funny
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  Weird Logic

  by loosie in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  let's hear the weirdest comment or suppossed logical thought you've ever heard a witness say.. i'll start: out in service once a sis and her son were in the same car group as i was.

  he was having a nose bleed and told his mom that the blood was running down the back of his throat.

  his mother said " well don't swallow it yo uknow how jehovah feels about blood don't you!".

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  loosie

  Let's hear the weirdest comment or suppossed logical thought you've ever heard a witness say.

  I'll start: Out in service once a sis and her son were in the same car group as I was. He was having a nose bleed and told his mom that the blood was running down the back of his throat. His mother said " well don't swallow it yo uknow how Jehovah feels about blood don't you!"

  What is he supposed to do throw up and have a nose bleed at the same time?
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  TMS

  by loosie in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

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  does anyone have some good excuses for getting out of giving talks in the theocratic ministry school?

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  loosie

  Does anyone have some good excuses for getting out of giving talks in the theocratic ministry school?