not drugs
not even sex.
hell, it could of even been my cosmo magazine that comes every month.
Stilla, please stay in college. Do it for me!!!!! If I could go back in time, I would go to college.
My mother would have been happy if I stayed unmarried, lived with her and drank a case of beer with her after cleaning other peoples houses all day for a living.
Thank God I didn't listen to her.
what kind of bad stuff did you do in school?
here's a small list of what i did:.
- white out things in textbooks and put something dirty in its place.
I worked at a fast food resturant (while in high school) when my boyfriends ex-girlfriend came thru the drive thru and ordered fries with NO salt.
I made her order of fries up with EXTRA salt.
I watched as the car drove off and then turned around in the parking lot and came back. She got out of the car. I went into the back room (had to do some paperwork you know)
This pioneer sister walked into the resturant and asked if that BITCH in the back, made her fries?
My co worker who happen to be a gang member said no she didn't, I made your fries..what's the problem.
I was in the back (out of sight) laughing so hard, I almost had to change my uniform.
starting a new thread so that everyone can find the link.. this is the video of the elders trying to act smart stupid.
http://www.savefile.com/files2.php?fid=5509435.
they will keep the file as long as it is downloaded once every 14 days.. enjoy
That was funny.
Hey ya got a light? Yeah it right over there. It's called aporch light.
I like how the older man didn't say anything but "we are imperfect". Can you imagine him saying that to every question someone asks him? Wife is upset at him... "I'm imperfect". Boss says why wasn't this report turned in on time...."I'm imperfect" it just goes on and on.
as it says on the tin - thoughts please?..........
One MS who was always planning things for the young brothers to do together. He was very interested in the young ones...too interested.
Took a group of boys out camping. He spiked their drinks with alcohol and proceeded to fondle them while they were asleep. Well he got caught. One of the boys who was more "worldly" than the rest didn't pass out as hard because of the alcohol. He had a little tolerance built up that the others didn't. Woke up and saw the MS fondling the boys.
No more camping trips for my congo.
reading a previous thread where people mentioned the crazy people in their hall and what they would do during the meetings, i figured it needed a thread all to itself.
so what did the mentally ill or generally crazy people do during your meetings?
i don't have any good ones.
Heard there was an anointed sister somewhere in California who puts on a bridal gown for the memorial. Yeah, every year.
I'd pay to go to that memorial.
I had to watch the video again because I couldn't stomach the whole thing during the first sitting.
It seems that the triade she delivered had a more harmful effect on her daughters than the week she spent away.
If you watch the video to the end, it says she did accept the money she is going to get gastric bypass surgery. Maybe that will help bring some calmness to her personality.
I can see why that would have wanted to trade that woman off for a week.
Geez she needs to take a chill pill.
i'm considering buying a car this year.
i'm getting a really good offer for a 1994 ford mustang cobra for about $7500 (its been modified :-d ).
and a black viper that a guy has been trying to sell me for weeks.
Well I didn't have a dad that would buy me my first car. I had to buy my own car. One pioneer girl about 17 at the time said to me "aren't you going to buy a 4 door car for service?"
I said "I can afford this 2 door honda civic. If anybody insists that I buy a 4 door car let them make of differnce in price. Until that happens I don't want to hear about it again."
And I never did hear about it again. Nobody wanted to put their $$$ where there mouth is.
.
or what do you regret most about being a jw?.
for me it's being alienated by my twin daughters.
Mine is phyiscal.
I was born with a bone defect. That wasn't corrrected when I was 2 like it could have been and I would have never been the wiser. Because when I was 2 it was 1972, and Armageddon was coming, I would be perfect in a few years.
Now I am in pain when I sit and stand and walk.
So much for being perfect.
i dont know if you guys noticed or not.
but there is a general consensus among my friends and some witnesses that i talk to that there is something almost inherently wrong with californian witnesses.
(i'm on the east coast) .
Ok since nobody else will do it, I will have to defend the CA Wits.
I don't think we were any more wild then any other state. No nude orgies. Maybe some fun parties.
I used get counselled for riding to a party with a member of the opposite sex. Not counselled for the party but counselled for the ride in a car alone.
The wildest thing I ever saw was some shots being thrown back at a gathering. (yes we called them gatherings. Parties sounded worldly.)
