in my stand up comedy routine tonight i want to list humourous reasons why i shd go back to jws.. how about nobody throws parties like jws.. how about jws being at the cutting edge of fashion.. how about it being easier for men to get a date.. any ideas?.
paul.
In my stand up comedy routine tonight I want to list humourous reasons why I shd go back to JWs.
How about nobody throws parties like JWs.
How about JWs being at the cutting edge of fashion.
How about it being easier for men to get a date.
Any ideas?
Paul
shortly before i left the "troof" a co had given a talk during his visit.
at the time there was a scandal going on in the congregation where 2 couples basically swapped spouses with each other.
it was quite the scandal.
In London in the 90s I heard that couples who swapped spouses would be disfellowshipped for 7 years. I think it's meant to be a deterrent...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/11/jehovahs-witness-agrees-not-show-son-religious-cartoons-risk/.
yay!
now kids can help draw lot's wife getting destroyed.. .
I showed this image to some friends yesterday.
1. They did not understand what the picture represented
2. When I explained they were not bothered
3. They all said kids see far worse than this
I was expecting a stronger reaction!
P
heh peoplesi am looking to get some photos for my meteoric rise in the comedy world.. what poses/props do you suggest?.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaqsghboq8o&t=1s .
cheerspaul.
Heh Peoples
I am looking to get some photos for my meteoric rise in the comedy world.
What poses/props do you suggest?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAQsGhBOQ8o&t=1s
Cheers
Paul
after 8 months of doing comedy i have decided to focus on more jw material.
my best joke so far is.... i lost my virginity on my wedding night at the age of 30. once i figured out which bits went where, on the next night my wife lost hers too.. i am looking for the weirdest bible verses, watchtower quotes or letters for ideas.. can you help?.
i will write jokes as you post.. https://youtu.be/yaqsghboq8o .
After 8 months of doing comedy i have decided to focus on more JW material. My best joke so far is...
I lost my virginity on my wedding night at the age of 30. Once I figured out which bits went where, on the next night my wife lost hers too.
I am looking for the weirdest bible verses, watchtower quotes or letters for ideas.
Can you help?
I will write jokes as you post.
Just curious....
i have just been looking at jw news about the ban of jws.
they are complaining about how unfair the judicial process was.
ironic.
I have just been looking at JW news about the ban of JWs. They are complaining about how unfair the Judicial process was. Ironic. It seems far better than Judicial Committees!
just saw this profile pic in facebook.
made me chuckle.
https://www.facebook.com/eleanorconwayuk/photos/gm.119963091878435/10154964287646233/?type=3&theater.
I think it is Liverpool Street Station in London, UK.
just saw this profile pic in facebook.
made me chuckle.
https://www.facebook.com/eleanorconwayuk/photos/gm.119963091878435/10154964287646233/?type=3&theater.
Just saw this profile pic in Facebook. Made me chuckle. https://www.facebook.com/EleanorConwayUK/photos/gm.119963091878435/10154964287646233/?type=3&theater
