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  Jehovah's Witnesseses have been waiting so long for Armageddon...

  by usualusername1 in

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  that they have starting building towers from watches or watchtowers....

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  That they have starting building towers from watches or Watchtowers...
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  Humourous reasons to go back

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  in my stand up comedy routine tonight i want to list humourous reasons why i shd go back to jws.. how about nobody throws parties like jws.. how about jws being at the cutting edge of fashion.. how about it being easier for men to get a date.. any ideas?.

  paul.

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  In my stand up comedy routine tonight I want to list humourous reasons why I shd go back to JWs.

  How about nobody throws parties like JWs.

  How about JWs being at the cutting edge of fashion.

  How about it being easier for men to get a date.

  Any ideas?

  Paul
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  "...You will be Disfellowshipped for 7 years"

  by HereIgo in

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  2. experiences

  shortly before i left the "troof" a co had given a talk during his visit.

  at the time there was a scandal going on in the congregation where 2 couples basically swapped spouses with each other.

  it was quite the scandal.

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  In London in the 90s I heard that couples who swapped spouses would be disfellowshipped for 7 years. I think it's meant to be a deterrent...
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  UK Child banned from seeing JW videos

  by usualusername1 in

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  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/11/jehovahs-witness-agrees-not-show-son-religious-cartoons-risk/.

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  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/11/jehovahs-witness-agrees-not-show-son-religious-cartoons-risk/
  
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  Lot's Wife - Connect the dots - JW.org

  by Funchback in

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  2. bible

  yay!

  now kids can help draw lot's wife getting destroyed.. .

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  I showed this image to some friends yesterday.
  
  1. They did not understand what the picture represented

  2. When I explained they were not bothered

  3. They all said kids see far worse than this
  
  I was expecting a stronger reaction!
  
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  Jehovah's Witness Comedy photos

  by usualusername1 in

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  heh peoplesi am looking to get some photos for my meteoric rise in the comedy world.. what poses/props do you suggest?.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaqsghboq8o&t=1s .

  cheerspaul.

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  Heh Peoples
  
  I am looking to get some photos for my meteoric rise in the comedy world.
  

  What poses/props do you suggest?
  

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAQsGhBOQ8o&t=1s
  

  Cheers
  
  Paul
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  The most ridiculous bible verses, watchtower articles and society letters

  by usualusername1 in

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  after 8 months of doing comedy i have decided to focus on more jw material.

  my best joke so far is.... i lost my virginity on my wedding night at the age of 30. once i figured out which bits went where, on the next night my wife lost hers too.. i am looking for the weirdest bible verses, watchtower quotes or letters for ideas.. can you help?.

  i will write jokes as you post.. https://youtu.be/yaqsghboq8o .

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  After 8 months of doing comedy i have decided to focus on more JW material. My best joke so far is...

  I lost my virginity on my wedding night at the age of 30. Once I figured out which bits went where, on the next night my wife lost hers too.

  I am looking for the weirdest bible verses, watchtower quotes or letters for ideas.

  Can you help?

  I will write jokes as you post.

  https://youtu.be/YAQsGhBOQ8o
  
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  Did Jesus do door to door preaching?

  by usualusername1 in

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  just curious.....

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  Just curious....
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  Russian v Judicial Committee Justice

  by usualusername1 in

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  i have just been looking at jw news about the ban of jws.

  they are complaining about how unfair the judicial process was.

  ironic.

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  I have just been looking at JW news about the ban of JWs. They are complaining about how unfair the Judicial process was. Ironic. It seems far better than Judicial Committees!
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  JW Trolley Caption Competition

  by usualusername1 in

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  2. friends

  just saw this profile pic in facebook.

  made me chuckle.

  https://www.facebook.com/eleanorconwayuk/photos/gm.119963091878435/10154964287646233/?type=3&theater.

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  I think it is Liverpool Street Station in London, UK.