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  Analysis of Brooklyn Eagle Articles related to Miracle Wheat

  by ILoveTTATT2 in

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  this article appeared in the september 22, 1911 brooklyn eagle.

  notice the "general counsel".

  church a salesroom for 'miracle' wheat at $60 per bushel .

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  Fantastic finds!
  
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  A step in the right direction: Denmark banning circumcision as a cruel, barbaric and archaic ritual not fit for modern civilised lands

  by Gilbeath Haaraloth in

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  as you may know, this makes me very happy.

  ban on religious circumcision.

  relate to a ban in all probability will not stop the millennium old core tradition in many parts of islam and especially judaism.

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  The article does not say what the title of this thread says.
  
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  Funny things to not do at the Memorial

  by rebel8 in

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  pull out a can of cheese whiz, top the bread with it, and take a nibble.. .

  say really loud...."oh, wow!

  jesus' body is really tasty this year!".

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  Exhibit the stigmata as the emblems pass.
  
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  Funny things to not do at the Memorial

  by rebel8 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  pull out a can of cheese whiz, top the bread with it, and take a nibble.. .

  say really loud...."oh, wow!

  jesus' body is really tasty this year!".

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  Get an orange jumpsuit and a broken pair of handcuffs.Wear the cuff on one hand and let the broken one dangle.
  

  Mix some ketchup with water until thinned. Splatter it on your face, hands and clothes.

  Take a dark green magic marker and give yourself a fake tattoo under your eye in the shape of a tear.

  Make more "tattoos" on your fingers that spell out words like "K-I-L-L".
  

  Get dressed and go as a new, interested person.
  

  Act completely normal and super friendly. Shake hands as often as you can, to get the full effect of the handcuffs.

  Be sure to bring photo ID with you in case someone tries to get you arrested for being an escaped convict.
  
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  Funny things to not do at the Memorial

  by rebel8 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  pull out a can of cheese whiz, top the bread with it, and take a nibble.. .

  say really loud...."oh, wow!

  jesus' body is really tasty this year!".

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  Wow. That was...wow.
  
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  How many of you are health nuts?

  by Harvard Illiterate 411 in

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  there was/is a sister in my old hall who was a pharmaceutical sales rep and she was a huge proponent of anything in the drug industry.

  when someone had a headache, she was the first to say "take an asprin.

  " now my husband and i are what you might call old hippies.

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  Science has answers to all of these questions.

  The scientific method is nothing more than a way to gather and analyze evidence. Science is our friend, not our enemy, as it was when we were dubs.
  
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  Fade Fail: Not as Easy as I'd Like

  by Hadriel in

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  2. experiences

  this has been tough.

  very tough actually.

  because i'm so integrated into things including certain tasks which i can't say as it would be a dead giveaway i find myself constantly bombarded by things.. i'm literally a lying every day.

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  Check out that other thread I linked to. It gives many interesting quotes. wts was completely wackadoodle back then. Sure, they don't believe that stuff now, but they claim they have always been jehoho's super special people. If that's true, why did they believe that nonsense? Was jehoho smoking crack back then or something?
  
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  Funny things to not do at the Memorial

  by rebel8 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  pull out a can of cheese whiz, top the bread with it, and take a nibble.. .

  say really loud...."oh, wow!

  jesus' body is really tasty this year!".

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  Brothers, show your respect by wearing a proper suit and tie--and not any of those forbidden skinny pants, either.

  
  
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  Fade Fail: Not as Easy as I'd Like

  by Hadriel in

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  this has been tough.

  very tough actually.

  because i'm so integrated into things including certain tasks which i can't say as it would be a dead giveaway i find myself constantly bombarded by things.. i'm literally a lying every day.

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  Well there is a 10-step book actually, but no truthful book says there's something simple or painless.

  You could get jumped out of the gang, slowly fade out of their view and still take some lashes, or flee and cut off contact so they can't punish you to your face.
  

  I wonder if there are some retorts you could memorize for the moments when they spit back the twisted old claptrap. Something that sounds like old school loyalty but takes it one step too far--for example--like how jehulahoop's organization has always had Thee Truth, even when the Golden Age wrote that germs didn't exist and the cure for the common cold was to jump up and down naked.

  For your enjoyment: Golden Age Goodies
  
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  what buzz word from the jw's do you hate & why?

  by Sabin in

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  so my hubby has been on a bit of a roll about the jdubs, we were talking a lot about them & he said the buzz word he hate's the most is "worldly" why?

  because he say's "with that one word they have condemned (according to their believes) a person as being worthy of nothing but death.

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  One of Jehovah's Witnesses.

  Cultspeak. Gross. Makes me want to hurl.

  No normal person speaks that way. For example: "I'm one of Catholics," "I'm one of Jews."