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  Should I get babtized?

  by BlackWolf in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i know this sounds like a ridiculous question but i was talking with my mom in the car today and of course we got on the topic of getting babtized again.

  she told me that jehovah holds me accountable for my sins regardless of wether i am babtized or not so i have no reason to be holding back because it won't change anything.

  my parents are the type of super strict jw who will shun you just for not being a witness.

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  rebel8

  1. Say yes, enthusiastically!
  2. Share the baptism questions on here and tell us when your meeting with the elders is to go over each question.
  3. We will help you prepare and give you answers that are both hilarious and thought-provoking. You will be totally complying with your parents' wishes while having a riotously good time and disqualifying yourself.
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  Should I get babtized?

  by BlackWolf in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i know this sounds like a ridiculous question but i was talking with my mom in the car today and of course we got on the topic of getting babtized again.

  she told me that jehovah holds me accountable for my sins regardless of wether i am babtized or not so i have no reason to be holding back because it won't change anything.

  my parents are the type of super strict jw who will shun you just for not being a witness.

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  rebel8

  1. Disappear overnight.

  2. Come back with a glowing smile.

  3. Tell them you got baptized by elopement--it's a new trend among youth--you disappear like someone running away to get married, but you get baptized instead.
  
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  JW Tchotchkes ... what are these dummies thinking?

  by Room 215 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  have a look: jwstuff.org [email protected].

  and this isn't idolatry?

  knorr and franz must be spinning in their graves..... .

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  rebel8

  I'm enough of a cynic to believe that this site is probably run by an apostate who is using "Yes, we are Jehovah's Witnesses" as a form of "Anti-Theocratic Warfare".

  I am seriously thinking of doing this, but this is me we're talking about, so the messages will need to be a lot more on the edge.
  
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  JW Tchotchkes ... what are these dummies thinking?

  by Room 215 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  have a look: jwstuff.org [email protected].

  and this isn't idolatry?

  knorr and franz must be spinning in their graves..... .

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  rebel8

  The Brooklyn tie tacks were so popular, they're on back order.

  I want to ask them if they could make a Watchtower Farms pollution bookbag.
  
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  JW Tchotchkes ... what are these dummies thinking?

  by Room 215 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  have a look: jwstuff.org [email protected].

  and this isn't idolatry?

  knorr and franz must be spinning in their graves..... .

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  rebel8

  Pioneers, are you dismayed that you don't have fancy job titles or prestigious college degrees to show off? Your search is over! Now you can tote around this keychain that proves you are superfine. And this is a great way for singles to show off your spiritual status.

  
  
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  JW Tchotchkes ... what are these dummies thinking?

  by Room 215 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  have a look: jwstuff.org [email protected].

  and this isn't idolatry?

  knorr and franz must be spinning in their graves..... .

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  rebel8

  Brothers, are you having a hard time finding a spiritual mateTM? We have a solution. Attract them younger, before the other brothers get their mitts on them! Wear this lollipop tie tack as a conversation starter with pre-pubescent dubbies.

  
  
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  JW Tchotchkes ... what are these dummies thinking?

  by Room 215 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  have a look: jwstuff.org [email protected].

  and this isn't idolatry?

  knorr and franz must be spinning in their graves..... .

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  rebel8

  When you find yourself having an urge to masturbate, wear this handy reminder of jehoho's rules about self abuse!
  

  
  
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  JW Tchotchkes ... what are these dummies thinking?

  by Room 215 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  have a look: jwstuff.org [email protected].

  and this isn't idolatry?

  knorr and franz must be spinning in their graves..... .

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  I just said a four-letter word out loud while LMAO. This is awesome. Scroll down to the bottom of the 1998-style navigation menu and you'll get another treat: jwleather dot something! No, it's not S&M stuff!
  

  First up: Why bother with worldly gift giving practices and unwholesome toys? On a non-holiday, surprise your mini-culties with this colorful jewelry!

  
  
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  Disfellowshipped for celebrating Xmas?

  by Theburstbubble in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i could really do with some advice on what's acceptable when you leave.

  we have left of our own accord about 6 months ago.

  we didn't celebrate xmas this year but have just celebrated my daughters birthday.. a friend of mine who is still a witness told me that an elder had approached her and asked if we had celebrated xmas and that if we did it was a df offence as is classed as apostasy!

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  They can do whatever they want, since they make the rules.

  It's not illegal for them to practice their religion, even if it involves changing other people's status. Example.
  
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  Applause in your disfellowship announcement

  by elkatire1980 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  has anyone done this before?

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  rebel8

  That would be hilarious.

  I would like to go to the hall when someone was going to be DFd, have them applaud and me clap and high-five them on the way out.

  Perhaps this is a thing we should actually do.