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  JW Ideal candidates for Life Insurance?

  by MNLifeAgent in

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  i am not a jehovah's witness, although i do respect your religion entirely.

  i am 27 years old, and live in minnesota.

  i have an older cousin, who's mother (not with my uncle -separated when my cousin was a baby) had been a witness, grew up in your word, and about 12 years ago she fully converted.

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  rebel8

  I am not a Jehovah's Witness, although I do respect your religion entirely.
  

  If you respect the jw religion, then you lack information.
  
  

  I was thinking of a good demographic of people who not only would appreciate the idea of setting up their family for success, but also who would be the "preferred standard" in the insurance agencies eyes.
  

  jws believe Armageddon is coming at any second. The act of buying life insurance is counter to that belief. They are also less educated than the general public and do not believe in careers. That means they have less to spend on optional insurance.
  
  For you, they present extra risks because they do not believe in some major medical treatments.
  
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  Showing Kindness To Strangers

  by FedUpJW in

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  i feel pretty foolish after reading the drivel in today's wt.

  here i was operating under the impression that showing kindness to strangers was something that one did unselfishly.

  boy was i wrong!

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  rebel8

  why not accept them just the way they are?...

  We rejoice that Jehovah in his...kindness...has allowed people from all backgrounds...to associate with us.

  bwahahahahaha! I bet we could all come up with tons of litteratrash quotes that say it's bad to associate with non-jws.
  
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  Got a sense of humor? Help!

  by rebel8 in

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  nathan, outlaw.....all of you hilarious people...this means you!

  i believe in humor as an effective way to bring attention to an important topic.

  humor has made many people aware of the true nuttiness of the jw cult in the past (sign language masturbation video—went viral).. amazon allows humorous reviews and even showcases them.

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  rebel8

  For me, this was the most damaging piece of literature they ever wrote. I got beaten while studying it with Monster Dearest. Often. Because I would not agree with some of the stuff in it, like the stuff about dating. And because it was super humiliating to read that piece of trash. I was threatened with being brought to the elders for being so uncooperative during the study.

  God, talking about boys touching themselves or not cleaning your genitals causing masturbation, which causes homosexuality! And how doctors don't know anything because they always change their minds and jehoover's borganization never does.
  

  Studying that book was one of my worst life experiences.

  I would love to bring attention to this fact using humor. I think it is a total turn off to the cult.
  
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  Black Mirror White Christmas

  by enigma1863 in

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  have any or you seen the show black mirror?

  there is an episode called white christmas.

  its based in the future and everyone has this app in their brain similar to a modern smartphone.

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  rebel8

  Yes, I did see that and thought of shunning.
  
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  Got a sense of humor? Help!

  by rebel8 in

  1. jw
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  nathan, outlaw.....all of you hilarious people...this means you!

  i believe in humor as an effective way to bring attention to an important topic.

  humor has made many people aware of the true nuttiness of the jw cult in the past (sign language masturbation video—went viral).. amazon allows humorous reviews and even showcases them.

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  ONE reply to this thread? Awww...come on!

  Worst romance novel EVER! DO NOT BUY THIS!
  
  My neighbor recommended this book to me, insisting is is a very thought-provoking book. She recommended it after finding out I am an avid reader of romance novels.
  
  I was expecting the cover to be one of those photos of a topless muscle bound hunk riding a white horse on the beach. Instead it was a weird cardboard cover, solid red, with gold lettering, without an author's name. But my neighbor raved about it, so I got it.
  
  I should mention the artwork within the book is equally disappointing. There are no sexy pictures, just antiquated line drawings.
  
  I've read many romance novels, and some of them start slow. Not this one. It dives into the good stuff on page 22, which explains a generic encounter of two married people lying next to each other. They left everything else to the imagination. No details are given. I thought this must be a quirky writer's device.
  
  On page 26, it got interesting again, talking about thrills. Unfortunately, the thrill referred to was getting your period. I was like, "What the....?" This went on with some TMI about bodies developing during adolescence. To each his own, but for me, this was just ICK.
  
  My neighbor said I should keep reading because the book really does get good. There was a chapter for young ladies. On page 30, it talks about how to prevent premarital sex. What kind of romance novel tells people not to have sex?! I paged back to the boys' section and saw nothing on this topic. They say the boys need to be sure to please their wives, but they don't say the boys are responsible for preventing illicit liaisons--just the girls are responsible. Aha--are we working up to something interesting here? A little forbidden pleasure?
  
  Page 36 educates the reader that doctors and psychiatrists don't know best about our nether regions, and how the only good advice for our private lives comes from an ancient book written by goat herders. I don't get what this has to do with the romance storyline. I was still waiting for the line drawing of the 1950s girl in a poodle skirt and the line drawing of the nerdy boy to hook up.
  
  Around page 40, the author really starts a slow climb into some exciting stuff, but it takes an odd turn. It talks about pleasuring yourself--so far, so good--keep talking! Then it says it leads to homosexuality and is self abuse. Ooookaaaay? Where are we going with this, some kinky stuff?
  
  Instead of continuing in the right direction, the author says you should wear loose clothing, avoid bedtime snacks and sleeping on your back, and that poor hygiene can be a turn on (page 43). I mean, poor hygiene of your junk? Who says that in a romance novel? YUCK. At this point, I completely lost interest and stopped reading.
  
  I am guessing this is the anonymous author's first book. He needs to learn some better marketing techniques, get some better artwork, and learn how to build a storyline to, eh, climax.
  
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  Got a sense of humor? Help!

  by rebel8 in

  1. jw
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  nathan, outlaw.....all of you hilarious people...this means you!

  i believe in humor as an effective way to bring attention to an important topic.

  humor has made many people aware of the true nuttiness of the jw cult in the past (sign language masturbation video—went viral).. amazon allows humorous reviews and even showcases them.

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  rebel8

  Nathan, Outlaw.....all of you hilarious people...this means you!
  

  I believe in humor as an effective way to bring attention to an important topic.

  Humor has made many people aware of the true nuttiness of the jw cult in the past (sign language masturbation video—went viral).

  Amazon allows humorous reviews and even showcases them. I love them so much that, when I’m having a bad day, I read them and laugh and laugh.

  You are some of the funniest people I know. I started a funny Amazon review of the Youth book and would like to invite you all to contribute a review or two.

  Besides the fact that this could get a lot of attention on the wackiness of the cult, it could be a lot of fun to do this!

  What to do:

  1. Go here to see the existing reviews. It’s important we all put the reviews on the same exact product page, I think. This book is for sale separately…different issues or whatever…let’s put all our reviews on the same one so it gets more attention.

  2. If you must, go here to view the Youth book to get ideas. Keep a barf bag nearby, along with the number of a mental health hotline and some brain bleach.
  

  3. React to existing reviews and create your own. You can make up a pseudonym on Amazon.

  4. Keep it going—we want Amazon to showcase this as a funny review. Ask your friends to contribute reviews!
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  OK I have had it with our Creator, "A booze gene".

  by James Mixon in

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  scientists have discovered a booze gene.

  so can one be df for drunkenness if they have a booze gene???

  ?.

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  rebel8

  Yeah, I think the media needs to stop exaggerating.

  Not exactly a cause and effect relationship. KLB is associated with alcohol drinking, and its gene product β-Klotho is necessary for FGF21 regulation of alcohol preference
  
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  Help! I'm having a cart attack!

  by Funchback in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  1. three jw ladies, standing on the avenue along the beach here in sunny, warm fortaleza, ceará (brazil)2. two jw guys sitting on a bench doing the same as the ladies in pic 13. let's see how productive they are being doing this urgent, life-saving work.

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  rebel8

  Wasn't there a Kingdumb Smelody that spoke about why you weren't allowed to be discouraged about the failure of field service...at least we named jehoho's name
  

  ewwww
  

  Speaking jehoho's name is magic! Just like summoning Candyman, magic things happen just if you say his name (or park a j w dot org canopy next to the side of the road where nobody could feasibly stop to talk to you).
  
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  Like / Dislike Display Issue

  by Simon in

  1. forum
  2. announcements

  just a heads up, since the last update the like / dislike votes sometimes don't display immediately due to caching.

  they are all definitely counted though and will appear eventually, the issue is purely with the display part.

  i'll look at fixing the cache so it's more immediate..

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  rebel8

  The issue is not the cache. The problem is the electoral college is skewing the votes.
  
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  The Metropolitan Museum Oasis Bible Tours in NYC

  by Beachlover in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just came home from a day in nyc and was taken to the met for the the woman and her offspring tour i went to keep peace and just enjoy my family.

  i've been to the metrpolitan museum of art on many occasions and have enjoyed spending time wandering thru the exhibits appreciating the art and history.

  since all family members wanted to do the tour by the wts entitled a woman and her offspring, i thought i could just follow along and just enjoy the art and exhibits.. in all honesty, i'm still amazed at this whole tour.

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  rebel8

  Sorry, what is "woman and her offspring" and what does a public museum have to do with jws? I am lost.