if (she is hot){
go for it
elseWhere.tell(JWD board steammy details)
}
else {
if (trapped in conversation){
while (work-related blather}{
politely provide assistance
}
// once the work related thing ends
elseWhere.say("Ohh look at the time. I'm really swamped,
and have something I really need to finish")
}
}
Yeah that is it... when pondering the mysteries of love and romance, write a c program.
Another idea is not to take advice from engineers... cuz they are so renown for their suave and charming ways.