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this is how you want it because "body you" is kind of a moron.. fact 2: all living things have two primary desires: to stay alive, and to have offspring.. this is a basic, defining biological fact.

of course "brain you" doesnt think, "i want to talk to that cute boy because i want to procreate", but "body you" is!

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But, yes I have seen this kind of thing in action over and over. Yep, aint life grand?

So have I. Thus my fatherly lamentations, and my post designed to help my oldest to...

WISE UP!!! And sorry, I think the reason why women always have to chime in whenever we make these observations is just because they think, "oh I am not like that". Ok. You are the exception. And of course they also have to chime in and say that all guys aren't driven by a desire to sleep with all women. (notice no GUY chimed in to say that was so) That is because they don't want to imagine that their guy would fall into that category. Ok. Your guy is the exception. I will now do what only a real jerk would do, thus making me more exciting and attractive to the women on this board , I will quote myself...

Fact 11: You are better off in the long run, seeing the world the way it is, not the way you wish it was

The simple fact is that if we run around thinking and acting like the world is one way, and it isn’t, the world usually is very nasty about letting us know how wrong we are. On top of the awful correction the world gives us, we usually end up feeling pretty bad as well for being so dumb. As a result, it is always better to see the world as it really is, then to run around kidding ourselves.

You often find that if you are mistaken about reality, it is because there is some thing that "body you" isn’t happy about. There are facts that can be so uncomfortable, that we will go to tremendous effort to fool ourselves, and usually with painful results. Man that "body us" guy is a moron!

Now if you are very realistic in your views it will rub a lot of people the wrong way, because now you are interfering with their efforts to not be realistic. They may act like you are a big, mean, old grump. That may be true. But usually the real grumps are people who ran around with all these big, dumb ideas, got burned really bad, and now they are very bitter!

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Human Sexuality 101: Everything a young girl needs to hear?

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"body you" is very smart about a few, simple things.

this is how you want it because "body you" is kind of a moron.. fact 2: all living things have two primary desires: to stay alive, and to have offspring.. this is a basic, defining biological fact.

of course "brain you" doesnt think, "i want to talk to that cute boy because i want to procreate", but "body you" is!

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A guy has to be appealing in some way, or he is not going to get women, no matter how nice or mean he is.

Fly, if I am not mistaken, you are implying that I am somehow studly.

awwww. shucks.

(actually, I know you didn't mean to say such a thing, I am only pointing it out to be a butthole )

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Human Sexuality 101: Everything a young girl needs to hear?

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"body you" is very smart about a few, simple things.

this is how you want it because "body you" is kind of a moron.. fact 2: all living things have two primary desires: to stay alive, and to have offspring.. this is a basic, defining biological fact.

of course "brain you" doesnt think, "i want to talk to that cute boy because i want to procreate", but "body you" is!

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Being a jerk "is" sexual magnetisim. You ought to try it sometime else. I mean just as an experiment, women love assholes!

I might have to agree with Merc on this one. I have absolutely no sexual magnetism, and some of my greatest sexual accomplishments can only be reasonably explained by the fact that I was acting like a total jerk.

That is probably why God saw fit to give me daughters.

Now I will have to spend the next decade or two atoning, lest I turn on tv some late night to see my little girls on a "Girls Gone Wild" commercial. How would you like to be one of those girl's fathers!

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Human Sexuality 101: Everything a young girl needs to hear?

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"body you" is very smart about a few, simple things.

this is how you want it because "body you" is kind of a moron.. fact 2: all living things have two primary desires: to stay alive, and to have offspring.. this is a basic, defining biological fact.

of course "brain you" doesnt think, "i want to talk to that cute boy because i want to procreate", but "body you" is!

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That is a very humble thing to admit

I have always been a pretty good sport about getting some laughs at my own expense. CYP

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Human Sexuality 101: Everything a young girl needs to hear?

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"body you" is very smart about a few, simple things.

this is how you want it because "body you" is kind of a moron.. fact 2: all living things have two primary desires: to stay alive, and to have offspring.. this is a basic, defining biological fact.

of course "brain you" doesnt think, "i want to talk to that cute boy because i want to procreate", but "body you" is!

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Sometimes we don't ever want to see the guy again.

One time when I was a younger, more foolish man, and bragging to my friends about my latest triumphant conquest...

...somewhere in the back of my mind came the realization that, for her, sleeping with me probably represented hitting rock bottom.

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Human Sexuality 101: Everything a young girl needs to hear?

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"body you" is very smart about a few, simple things.

this is how you want it because "body you" is kind of a moron.. fact 2: all living things have two primary desires: to stay alive, and to have offspring.. this is a basic, defining biological fact.

of course "brain you" doesnt think, "i want to talk to that cute boy because i want to procreate", but "body you" is!

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Does this count as having the last word?

Yes! (hoping she won't noticed that my acknowledgment is actually a word!)

Well Mr Jones is definitely a lucky guy, and I promise to not say anything else to you on this subject, just so you can get the last word in.... otherwise this will just never end.

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Human Sexuality 101: Everything a young girl needs to hear?

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"body you" is very smart about a few, simple things.

this is how you want it because "body you" is kind of a moron.. fact 2: all living things have two primary desires: to stay alive, and to have offspring.. this is a basic, defining biological fact.

of course "brain you" doesnt think, "i want to talk to that cute boy because i want to procreate", but "body you" is!

Check_Your_Premises

I don't know about the rest of the women in the world, but like you men, having an orgasm or two or three is my primary interest in sex.

I never said that wasn't true. I never said that women didn't like sex. I never said that our environment doesn't effect what we believe about how we should behave, (although I think a guy stranded on an island would still want to bang every woman he sees when he is rescued). I just described our natural tendencies. An omission does not imply the contradiction of a concept. Omissions are usually just an acknowledgement of what is common knowledge.

And true, women love sex just as much as men. All I am saying is it is simpler for men. Men have an orgasm, and that is pretty much it. Women have an orgasm, and they are thinking all about how to plan their lives together.

Men = simple

Women = more complex

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Human Sexuality 101: Everything a young girl needs to hear?

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"body you" is very smart about a few, simple things.

this is how you want it because "body you" is kind of a moron.. fact 2: all living things have two primary desires: to stay alive, and to have offspring.. this is a basic, defining biological fact.

of course "brain you" doesnt think, "i want to talk to that cute boy because i want to procreate", but "body you" is!

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Come on now Mrs. Jones.... admit it...

....you love me.

(actually my male instincts insist that I be competitive, and therefore I must get the last word in)

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