Sometimes if you don't keep a sense of humor about the dubs you will end up joining them in the funny farm.
"If we couldn't laugh we would go insane"
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Fuzzy Right-of-Way Rules Leads to Pathetic, Awkward, Theocratic Dork Fight
by Check_Your_Premises inapupi - idaho.
"there were watchtowers and osmond cd's strewn around everywhere" recalled the shaken resident marjorie spade, whose yard was the setting for a lame, sissy fight.
"i couldn't believe that in this day and age we still are fighting religious wars", she said in the aftermath of the flailing, ineffectual fracas.. apparantly the outbreak of faith-based nerd violence took place when two groups of youths approached eachother while out in their respective ministries.
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Fuzzy Right-of-Way Rules Leads to Pathetic, Awkward, Theocratic Dork Fight
by Check_Your_Premises inapupi - idaho.
"there were watchtowers and osmond cd's strewn around everywhere" recalled the shaken resident marjorie spade, whose yard was the setting for a lame, sissy fight.
"i couldn't believe that in this day and age we still are fighting religious wars", she said in the aftermath of the flailing, ineffectual fracas.. apparantly the outbreak of faith-based nerd violence took place when two groups of youths approached eachother while out in their respective ministries.
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And unfortunately, this was true!!
Really? I don't know that much about the mormons, just stuff I have run across in my unfortunate need to learn all about cults. It just popped into my head and somehow I had a feeling it was probably true.
If I was a creepy old bastard, I would join the mormons. How else would you get a 20yr old wife!
Sorry about the mental image when you had the little mormons at your door. You know that as soon as something funny gets in your head, it will come up at some inoportune time.
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Fuzzy Right-of-Way Rules Leads to Pathetic, Awkward, Theocratic Dork Fight
by Check_Your_Premises inapupi - idaho.
"there were watchtowers and osmond cd's strewn around everywhere" recalled the shaken resident marjorie spade, whose yard was the setting for a lame, sissy fight.
"i couldn't believe that in this day and age we still are fighting religious wars", she said in the aftermath of the flailing, ineffectual fracas.. apparantly the outbreak of faith-based nerd violence took place when two groups of youths approached eachother while out in their respective ministries.
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Bebu,
I was proud of that line, but my favorite was "and that Brigham Young wasn't his name but how he instructed his followers to bring him prospective wives".
People at work were wondering why I was giggling for a few minutes after typing that one.
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Fuzzy Right-of-Way Rules Leads to Pathetic, Awkward, Theocratic Dork Fight
by Check_Your_Premises inapupi - idaho.
"there were watchtowers and osmond cd's strewn around everywhere" recalled the shaken resident marjorie spade, whose yard was the setting for a lame, sissy fight.
"i couldn't believe that in this day and age we still are fighting religious wars", she said in the aftermath of the flailing, ineffectual fracas.. apparantly the outbreak of faith-based nerd violence took place when two groups of youths approached eachother while out in their respective ministries.
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This one came across the news wires pretty late last night so I will give it a bump for the morning readers.
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Fuzzy Right-of-Way Rules Leads to Pathetic, Awkward, Theocratic Dork Fight
by Check_Your_Premises inapupi - idaho.
"there were watchtowers and osmond cd's strewn around everywhere" recalled the shaken resident marjorie spade, whose yard was the setting for a lame, sissy fight.
"i couldn't believe that in this day and age we still are fighting religious wars", she said in the aftermath of the flailing, ineffectual fracas.. apparantly the outbreak of faith-based nerd violence took place when two groups of youths approached eachother while out in their respective ministries.
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APUPI - Idaho
"There were Watchtowers and Osmond cd's strewn around everywhere" recalled the shaken resident Marjorie Spade, whose yard was the setting for a lame, sissy fight. "I couldn't believe that in this day and age we still are fighting religious wars", she said in the aftermath of the flailing, ineffectual fracas.
Apparantly the outbreak of faith-based nerd violence took place when two groups of youths approached eachother while out in their respective ministries. "We saw these young ones riding toward us on bikes with neck ties and book bags", recalled the pimply Jerome Triesnottowackoff. "We knew right away they were Morm-ons" he continued, emphasizing the final "o" in Mormon with the short vowel pronunciation. "We know we have the truth, so there was no way we were going to step aside, they were the ones who were going to have to move out of the way", his voice cracking in pubescent fury.
"They started saying all sorts of stuff about Joseph Smith being a nut, and that Brigham Young wasn't his name but how he instructed his followers to bring him prospective wives.", recalled Jebediah Hosannah, one of the shaken Mormon combatants. "We started saying how the Osmonds were way better than the Jackson 5" he continued. That is when the exchange boiled over over into an an awkward attempt at exchanging of blows, according to witnesses.
Nobody was sure who tried to throw the first sissy slap, but "Back packs and cheap faux leather bags were just flying everywhere.", explained lJerry Jasper, a local eyewitness of the harrowing scene.
According to witnesses, that is when the things turned grisly. After no blows were landed, one of the youthful holy warriors ran awkwardly into a mail box as he retreated in terror. His necktie snagged throwing him violently to the ground where he recieved a slight abrasion that almost broke the skin.
"I think we really represented Jehovah" said youthful fighter Harold AfraidImgay. "Those guys will know to stay off our turf". Mormon gladiator, Ezekiel Israel, was just as defiant, "Those guys know they better watch it if we see them again".
"It seems this troubled area will have no hope for peace. An outbreak of bloodless, dorky attempts at violence can happen anytime", said Marjorie Spade in reference to the uncoordinated, geeky girlyfight. She sadly concluded, "We may never see peace in our time".
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Vegetables on Front Porch Cause Uproar of Scandal and Intrigue for Local KH
by Check_Your_Premises inapupi - illinois.
local jw, susan estrogen, recalls her horror when she first saw the large, orange vegetables on the porch.
"there i was between breaks while out on field service when i saw it!
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Sisters Valiumhag and Xanax nodded their heads in somber agreement.
AA,
Actually this was my favorite line... I think the dastardly, decorative foodstuffs was second.
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Vegetables on Front Porch Cause Uproar of Scandal and Intrigue for Local KH
by Check_Your_Premises inapupi - illinois.
local jw, susan estrogen, recalls her horror when she first saw the large, orange vegetables on the porch.
"there i was between breaks while out on field service when i saw it!
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CYP, I hope that wasn't art imitating life (your own life as a UBI).
Well I don't deny having some recent inspiration.
Sister Thinkshesanelder is named after a real person that I and others on this board know very well.
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Vegetables on Front Porch Cause Uproar of Scandal and Intrigue for Local KH
by Check_Your_Premises inapupi - illinois.
local jw, susan estrogen, recalls her horror when she first saw the large, orange vegetables on the porch.
"there i was between breaks while out on field service when i saw it!
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Sister Thinkshesanelder shook her head sadly, "I just think I have to consider Sister Duffy a bad association now.
Cal, I added this part for you in honor of Sister E.
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Vegetables on Front Porch Cause Uproar of Scandal and Intrigue for Local KH
by Check_Your_Premises inapupi - illinois.
local jw, susan estrogen, recalls her horror when she first saw the large, orange vegetables on the porch.
"there i was between breaks while out on field service when i saw it!
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CYP: Dude! This is brilliant satire. You missed your calling.
Nah, I just used to read the Onion alot.
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Vegetables on Front Porch Cause Uproar of Scandal and Intrigue for Local KH
by Check_Your_Premises inapupi - illinois.
local jw, susan estrogen, recalls her horror when she first saw the large, orange vegetables on the porch.
"there i was between breaks while out on field service when i saw it!
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Butters, do what you must but don't get caught. Don't waste too much money on this either. Keep your $5 and your Hallmark card. The point was not to let them think a prankster put it there, the point was that they don't know who put it there, maybe it's decorations that the BOE approved of for Autumn. Maybe those pumpkins are just waiting to become pies. They are just pumkins, not demon symbols.
That would be funny, only add a video camera. It would be fun to watch all the discussion, confusion, and tittering that would come from them. After alot of discussion between the elderes they would remove them.
CYP