i received an email a while back with a long list of statements like:.
if you have never owned a two-door car you might be a jw.
i thought that might make for a fun topic but i suppose that has been done here before.. .
Yes it has tower, I know lets try a different one. One that starts off like this
You might be a EX-JW if...........................................................................
if you own stock in Kleenex due to all the crying that you do because so-so hurt your feelings!
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remember that cheesy shit-eating dub grin that you would get from attendents and such after missing a bunch of meetings
gbl
Sounds like your speaking from experience
I was actually!
GBL
I have an easy solution to the grins you got.......................................................
QUITE MISSING A BUNCH OF MEETINGS!!!!!!
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remember that cheesy shit-eating dub grin that you would get from attendents and such after missing a bunch of meetings
gbl
Remember that cheesy shit-eating dub grin that you would get from attendents and such after missing a bunch of meetings? The grin that implies "Its great to have you back in the fold you weak wobbly-legged fawn of useless tit, now get your hand up today at the Watchtower study so you can be as *spiritual* as me."? That infinitely condescending smirk of a grin that makes you question your very will to live?! It's the Jay-Dub GRIN!
GBL Sounds like your speaking from experience
isn't that an oxymoron?
Finally
That is not how the Bible describes Paradise at all. In fact it will be the exact opposite of what you said.
No more sickness
No more death
No more hunger
No more violence
No more injustice
No more mundane day to day struggle to eek out a living
and so much more.... The best conditions you can possibly IMAGINE. Wouldnt any loving parent want to put thier kids in such an environment?
isn't that an oxymoron?
goofy doctrines
The New Heavens and the New Earth may be a goofy doctrine to you, but to MILLIONS it is a great hope and sigh of relief. Believe it or not, our Great God Jehovah HAS promised a Paradise. His promises never fail.
D.
go to a different congregation, where no one knew you, and do something crazy?
like stand up and yell "praise the lord"!
or go to the memorial, and drink the whole glass of wine and burp really loud?
DEFD get off this thread ass hole If that were the case this board would be pretty empty. Besides Farting in My face incites hatred in my book.
go to a different congregation, where no one knew you, and do something crazy?
like stand up and yell "praise the lord"!
or go to the memorial, and drink the whole glass of wine and burp really loud?
| She should have said fart in your face defd |
Judging by her photo her name shouldnt be buttlight, it should be buttface
i have read your posts and am suprised, shocked and disgusted at the fact you still are an active witness who goes to the meetings 70% of the time and at the same time go to apostefests and curse and talk bad about the truth.
dont you know that the bible said people like you would quietly slip in the congregation and subvert the faith of some?
are you not afraid of god and jesus?
Yes there is. As simple as it can get. Jesus said DO NOT throw your pearls before SWINE. Was jesus showing marked preference? Yes indeed.
go to a different congregation, where no one knew you, and do something crazy?
like stand up and yell "praise the lord"!
or go to the memorial, and drink the whole glass of wine and burp really loud?
I'd like to grab the microphone and fart in it
How childish. How old are you again?
go to a different congregation, where no one knew you, and do something crazy?
like stand up and yell "praise the lord"!
or go to the memorial, and drink the whole glass of wine and burp really loud?
What would you do if you had the nerve?
Correctly put! I honestly do not think ANYONE here would have the COURAGE to do such things at the meeting. If they have to digitally remove there heads from photos, it is safe to assume the latter.
