Hey Lurking Bethel Heavies - yes you!
My advice for 2016 is to continue battering the flock as this will improve morale. Hopefully all those lying apostates will quieten down about the ch*ld ab*se and money will continue flowing in.
Listen - if things get really bad you can always go with an actual end times date, you know- like an end times cult really outta have one.
Good luck and see you in 2017!
P