This reminds me of a bumber sticker I saw a few months ago.
"Arguing on the internet is like racing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded,"
No wait, I take that back, - It wasn't a bumper sticker,
crankytoe
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JW's. Greedy, Zealous, But Unfortunatley Stupid. Help Me Debunk Them
by ColdRedRain ini can't respond to them case by case due to the nature of y!answers, so i need your help, guys.
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=arskfz0ru5b34dt._5v3corsy6ix?qid=20060724105034aazsxnt
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crankytoe
Aaaaw, look at all the cutie pies!
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My Meeting with the Elders...
by rassillon init is most likely still very far away but i wanted to share with you guys one of the things i am thinking about doing when/if i do meet.
i plan on getting my chl (concealed carry permit)
then i am going to get a shoulder holster.
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crankytoe
Hi rassillon at first I wasn't sure if you were joking about the gun, but after you said a couple times that you were indeed joking, that was good enough for me.
We can assume the elders you meet with will be making grand assumptions and drawing all kinds of conclusions about everything you say, - It's too bad that you come to this discussion board and also have to explain yourself 3-4 times, then clarify and reclarify and STILL have your own words thrown back at you with few people willing to cut you any slack.
Moving on, - I have a couple more suggestions for the meeting.
Howabout, meeting them with lipstick/lip prints all over your face?!
Or maybe pretend like you can't find the scriptures they tell you to look at
Or put something in your pants to make you look aroused---HAHAHAHA!
That would be HILARIOUS!
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My Meeting with the Elders...
by rassillon init is most likely still very far away but i wanted to share with you guys one of the things i am thinking about doing when/if i do meet.
i plan on getting my chl (concealed carry permit)
then i am going to get a shoulder holster.
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crankytoe
ROTFLMAO!!
HAHAHA! Or ask all your questions using your best William Shatner impression!
"But---Brother.......Jones....the watchtowerjoinedtheUNandnow I.......have.......doubts,"
AHAHAHAA!
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My Meeting with the Elders...
by rassillon init is most likely still very far away but i wanted to share with you guys one of the things i am thinking about doing when/if i do meet.
i plan on getting my chl (concealed carry permit)
then i am going to get a shoulder holster.
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crankytoe
If you want to have fun, dress up like superman, or wear a star trek uniform.
Please record that to video!
No gun needed,
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Glad Stealth453 is here? Do you agree, lose the diaper? Vote. YES or NO.
by Wasanelder Once inok, this is for fun.
how many are glad stealth is still here?
i vote yes.. how many vote lose the diaper?
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crankytoe
Howabout an aposta-diaper-fest in Stealth's honor?!
I'd go to one, - just as long as everyone else brings their diapers too,
Crank,
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Update! The pressure is rising, Elders on my trail!
by drew sagan inhere is yet another update on what is going on in my world.
the elder i talked to a while back just couldn't let it be and now want's to have another discussion.
he now wants to meet with with another elder from the hall.
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crankytoe
"If you just wanna fvvv with them, tell them "Although I don't believe in God, I do believe this is his organization."
ROTFLMAO!!!!
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What is the ONE word that describes you best?
by In Between inwas thinking about this today while heading' down the road and thought it might be a fun topic.
if you break it down to the simplest degree, and i'm not necessarily talking about 'qualities' here ... but what one word, noun, adverb or adjective would you say describes you best?
for me: passion
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crankytoe
HORNY!
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Whats the tallest tale you've spun and someone's believed it?
by misspeaches ini was just remembering how one day i told my good friend that bed mattresses are made out of cigarette butts.
well i must have been very convincing because about a week later i happened to over hear her telling someone else about this 'fact'.
i had to quickly stop her and tell her that i had only been joking!.
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crankytoe
I was trying to tell a friend about how I was drunk at a bar and this lady kept trying to help me stand up and walk back to my car,
Well before I could finish the story, he kept interrupting with - "---And then ya banged her right?!"
He kept doing that so finally I ended up just saying, "Yea, she helped me to my car, and then I banged her,"
But actually nothing happened, she helped me to my car, I drove two blocks(maybe), pulled over and went to sleep. She had written her phone# on my forearm, but when I sobered up, I was too embarassed to call her.
To this day my friend believes I banged her only because it would be too much trouble for me to try to tell the real story,
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Why do the majority of "newbies" disappear ???
by kid-A ini have noticed that, in general, there is a "core" of regular posters on jwd that have been members for several years.. however, it seems the vast majority of "newbies" disappear after a couple posts, days or perhaps a week.
how many "welcome" or "introduction" .
threads have we had here where the new member disappears within a day or so, never to post again?
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crankytoe
LMAO!
So true,