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  Thank you, stumbleupon v2.83

  by cyd0099 in

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  i found this image and found it amusing to my agnostic sensability; .

  http://phocks.org/stumble/prayer.php .

  although i think a dub version, something along the lines of having a couple in suit and dress with the caption, "field service; how to think you're helping when you are doing nothing," would be even funnier.

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  ROFLMAO!
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  Music you chucked out when you were a JW.

  by lowden in

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  it made me think, reading comments on carpenters thread....... what music did you throw out when you were a witness??.

  i got rid of all my led zeppelin (satanic backtracking and all that baloney).

  all my deep purple.

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  My mom burned all my JRR Tolkein books in the fireplace,

  I WAS FURIOUS!

  ........I'M STILL FREAKING FURIOUS!
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  JW's. Greedy, Zealous, But Unfortunatley Stupid. Help Me Debunk Them

  by ColdRedRain in

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  i can't respond to them case by case due to the nature of y!answers, so i need your help, guys.

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  http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=arskfz0ru5b34dt._5v3corsy6ix?qid=20060724105034aazsxnt

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  This reminds me of a bumber sticker I saw a few months ago.

  "Arguing on the internet is like racing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded,"

  No wait, I take that back, - It wasn't a bumper sticker,
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  Name that poster round 1....

  by Sparkplug in

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  Aaaaw, look at all the cutie pies!
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  My Meeting with the Elders...

  by rassillon in

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  it is most likely still very far away but i wanted to share with you guys one of the things i am thinking about doing when/if i do meet.

  i plan on getting my chl (concealed carry permit)

  then i am going to get a shoulder holster.

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  Hi rassillon at first I wasn't sure if you were joking about the gun, but after you said a couple times that you were indeed joking, that was good enough for me.

  We can assume the elders you meet with will be making grand assumptions and drawing all kinds of conclusions about everything you say, - It's too bad that you come to this discussion board and also have to explain yourself 3-4 times, then clarify and reclarify and STILL have your own words thrown back at you with few people willing to cut you any slack.

  Moving on, - I have a couple more suggestions for the meeting.

  Howabout, meeting them with lipstick/lip prints all over your face?!

  Or maybe pretend like you can't find the scriptures they tell you to look at

  Or put something in your pants to make you look aroused---HAHAHAHA!

  That would be HILARIOUS!
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  My Meeting with the Elders...

  by rassillon in

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  it is most likely still very far away but i wanted to share with you guys one of the things i am thinking about doing when/if i do meet.

  i plan on getting my chl (concealed carry permit)

  then i am going to get a shoulder holster.

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  ROTFLMAO!!

  HAHAHA! Or ask all your questions using your best William Shatner impression!

  "But---Brother.......Jones....the watchtowerjoinedtheUNandnow I.......have.......doubts,"

  AHAHAHAA!
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  My Meeting with the Elders...

  by rassillon in

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  it is most likely still very far away but i wanted to share with you guys one of the things i am thinking about doing when/if i do meet.

  i plan on getting my chl (concealed carry permit)

  then i am going to get a shoulder holster.

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  If you want to have fun, dress up like superman, or wear a star trek uniform.

  Please record that to video!

  No gun needed,
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  Glad Stealth453 is here? Do you agree, lose the diaper? Vote. YES or NO.

  by Wasanelder Once in

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  ok, this is for fun.

  how many are glad stealth is still here?

  i vote yes.. how many vote lose the diaper?

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  Howabout an aposta-diaper-fest in Stealth's honor?!

  I'd go to one, - just as long as everyone else brings their diapers too,

  Crank,
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  Update! The pressure is rising, Elders on my trail!

  by drew sagan in

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  here is yet another update on what is going on in my world.

  the elder i talked to a while back just couldn't let it be and now want's to have another discussion.

  he now wants to meet with with another elder from the hall.

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  "If you just wanna fvvv with them, tell them "Although I don't believe in God, I do believe this is his organization."

  ROTFLMAO!!!!
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  What is the ONE word that describes you best?

  by In Between in

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  was thinking about this today while heading' down the road and thought it might be a fun topic.

  if you break it down to the simplest degree, and i'm not necessarily talking about 'qualities' here ... but what one word, noun, adverb or adjective would you say describes you best?

  for me: passion

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  crankytoe

  HORNY!