The CO that came to my house a few months back, asked me to come to the hall. I got there, sat down, and he looked at me and I waved. He jumped up with that grin, came running over, gave me a big hug, said he was proud of me, and then df'd me!
ButtLight
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The Jay-Dub GRIN
by GetBusyLiving in.
remember that cheesy shit-eating dub grin that you would get from attendents and such after missing a bunch of meetings
gbl
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You might be a JW if....
by TowerWatch ini received an email a while back with a long list of statements like:.
if you have never owned a two-door car you might be a jw.
i thought that might make for a fun topic but i suppose that has been done here before.. .
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ButtLight
If your a virgin
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ButtLight
Yes, I do. But I have been in the world for 15 years, and it would be hard for me to go back. There are some pretty great people in this congregation. I would probably be in now, if they hadnt df'd me. But now, after learning the things on this board, hmmmmm. Going back, after 15 years, I still remember the songs! HE HE
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Man forgets wife at gas station
by Elsewhere inthat's right... he "forgot" her.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/world/europe/08/08/italy.leftbehind.reut/index.htmlman forgets wife at gas station.
monday, august 8, 2005; posted: 10:36 a.m. edt (14:36 gmt) .
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If my boyfriend ever did that to me, Id have to hurt him, bad!!!!!!!
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Who's ready for some football?
by Big Dog in.
training camps opened here in the us and it won't be long before they will be playing the hall of fame game in canton (which is less than a half hour from where i live and i have tickets for) and the season will be going in full swing.. favorite teams, predictions, etc?
any enthusiasts out there?
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GO GREEN BAY PACKERS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wouldnt you just love to............
by ButtLight ingo to a different congregation, where no one knew you, and do something crazy?
like stand up and yell "praise the lord"!
or go to the memorial, and drink the whole glass of wine and burp really loud?
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It's almost like farting only productive and not wet.
Lol, yeh those wet ones can be a bitch!
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Live on a paradise earth full of Jehovah's Witnesses?
by wanderlustguy inisn't that an oxymoron?
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how boring would it be to spend eternity playing Cranium and eating Trail Mix?
LMAO! I thought they said you could eat fish, but not meat! If it were true, I think I would love it. But I dont know if I could live without my medium rare steak! Will they be brewing beer in the new system?
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Penn & Teller, what do you guys think of them?
by Big Dog ini got turned on to penn & teller recently and have gone back and watched almost every episode of "bullshit!
" and i have to say i am pretty impressed.
anybody else here watch them, if so what do you think?
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ButtLight
Ive never seen it, but sounds funny!
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CONGRATULATIONS ELLIE!
by diamondblue1974 in.
just to let you know that at last... ellie gave birth to baby girl over the weekend; georgia weighed 8lb 10oz and both baby and mother are fine....i thought you might like to send your congratulations to her and her partner.. .
db74
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OMG How cute! Congrats ellie
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Older men dating teenagers/Lolitas
by wanderlustguy inlolitas older men with little girls.
i promised myself only 30 minutes on thisso the timer starts now.
my perspective on this is probably different than most, i am a male, 32 years old.
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I think its gross! I can see 18, but not younger than that