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  Ah! Thursday! Meeting Night!

  by Nosferatu in

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  after i left the jws and moved out, it was weird having all these evenings to myself.

  i think sunday was the easiest day to get used to without meetings.

  it just made my weekend a bit longer.

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  delilah

  I used to think of excuses all day why i couldn't go to the meeting, when i was in school. then as an adult, i found myself doing the same thing. Only once in awhile I'd come up with a dandy excuse...then when i married and had the kids it was hard, as they were ready for bed by 7pm. So when I finally stopped going it was such a relief....i didn't waste any time finding things to do....more time for myself after the kiddies were in bed.....visit with the neighbours, who found it funny that i was suddenly home every Tuesday and Thursday evening. Then as the kids grew older, they got into sports and those evenings are now filled with practices and games and such. So much more to life than going to the KH!!!

  Dee
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  What stupid things did you confess to the elders?

  by sweet tee in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i forced my husband to confess to the elders that we were having os!

  damn that was stupid ... he was great at it .

  i also made him tell the brothers that he changed a number on our temporary license tag (don't laugh!

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  delilah

  I remember "confessing" to the elder body of three very old decrepit (sp?) and bloody DEAF men, that i had committed"fornication". They didn't hear me, so i ended up yelling to them at the top of my voice....i could hear the echo in the hall and it spooked me. Then i started to laugh, really hard, and when they wanted details, i gave them all the gory details i could conjur up....ha ha , they all sat there red-faced and suddenly quiet. i felt kinda bad afterwards, oh well...served them right for being so nosy!!!!

  Dee
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  Did being a JW turn you into a nymphomaniac?

  by ValiantBoy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  since we all like to blame our witness past for so much... did any of you because of your repressed days as a witness become insatiable once you left?.

  haha...and if so, and you're hot, can i have your number?

  haha

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  delilah

  nympho in the borg, nympho outta the borg.........(inserts very wide grin here).....

  Dee
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  Co Worker just Died.

  by El Kabong in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just got a message that my friend and co-worker just passed away.

  he had been diagnosed with cancer and ms within the past year.

  he was undergoing chemo treatments but contracted double pnemonia and had been in icu for the past couple of weeks.

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  delilah

  Sorry for your loss...it's really hard to lose someone you are close with. Your sense of humor helped you both through a very tough time....and you will always remember his smile..What better way to spend your last moments together?!

  Dee
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  Would you share a winning lottery ticket???..help please

  by morty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok, so here is the situation...... yesterday, i had bought a scratch ticket and i won 20.00 bucks on it...i was heading back to the store to cash it in but, not all of it...i wanted $17.00 in cash and in addition i wanted another ticket..as i was heading out the door, my brother asked to come with me to grab a few things at the store as well...this was not a problem....he got into the van and we headed off to the store...once we arrived to the store, i was still smoking my cigarette so i asked my brother to cash in my ticket for me and grab me another ticket and my $17.00 bucks while i wait in the car.

  he said "sure, no problem"...at the same time, he asked me for a loan of $10.00 bucks.

  i gave him the money with no questions asked.

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  delilah

  Geez Morty......i'm coming with you the next time you're gambling.....Congrats...again.....i think your brother should apologize to you for being so greedy...you didn't have to give him a dime....and thanx for waving your wand my way, tonight I'm gonna win the 17.5 million, and we'll go out on the town..WITHOUT your brother.

  Dee
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  Beware of the internet......from the meeting last night

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  they took 15 minutes to remind us of the dangers of the internet.

  be careful to whom you chat with.

  make sure it's with "good" jw your chatting with, they said.. what they didn't say was, where the heck do you go to chat with a jw online?

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  delilah

  HadEnuf and Mary......roflmfao.....hahahahahahahaha "Brothers, we're not in "Oz" anymore......

  Dee
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  U2, Denver... Last night...

  by upside/down in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  wow, what a great band- u2!.

  they played to a packed house and did an awesome job.

  they played a lot of the less "pop" songs ie.bullet the blue sky.

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  delilah

  I saw U2 in Toronto, years ago.....they were definitely awesome. their Rattle and Hum days were great, but I really love their old stuff the best!!!!!!! It's surprising to see our fav bands getting "old"er, but then I see myself in the mirror and I'm reminded that I'm not getting any younger......sniffle sniffle. But, as they say, we're like a fine wine......we get better with age......

  Dee
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  The cabbie and the nun...

  by Abaddon in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a cabbie picks up a nun.

  she gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

  she asks him why is he staring and he replies, "i have a question to ask you, but i don't want to offend you.

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  delilah

  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ..............that was quite the funny joke.......still have a smirk on my face...

  Dee
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  My Brithday

  by RichieRich in

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  2. friends

  today i am 17. i just feel excited but i can't run up to witnesses and tell them... so instead i'll just quietly celebrate with all my friends on the board.

  thanks guys-- you make life easier.

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  delilah

  HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ritchie Rich hope you have a good one....glad to see you are trying to enjoy a "normal" life at your young age......Some of us are still trying to make up for lost time.....

  Dee
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  what's yo fantasy?!

  by kittyeatzjdubs in

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  2. friends

  so me and my boyfriend were discussing this last night and i wanted to get y'alls opinion.

  when the org crumbles and falls how do you see it happening?

  i like this idea: the fbi raids bethel, finds a bunch of illegal stuff (money laundering, list of known and active pedophiles, etc.

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  delilah

  I am on a beautiful, dserted island in the south Pacific.....warm sun, white sandy beach.....huge blanket, lots to drink........completely surrounded by tall, handsome, quarterbacks, attending to my every wish......so that I can totally forget that I was ever involved with a religion called the "borg", and carry on in my "wicked" ways. ha ha ha

  Dee