Yuck. I went to that meeting on Tuesday. Even I, who rarely listens, was head-desking on the 'Do you notice anything different about this world than today?' comment.
Yes, I love to be patronised in the morning. -_-
Apathy
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Service Meeting week of August 1, 2005
by TheListener insong 187.
15 min: local announcements.
remind publishers to turn in field service reports for july.
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Jay Dubs and the Illuminati?
by Apathy ini've seen a few things here and there that seem to connect the two, which i find.. very disconcerting.
for those who don't know, the illuminati, if they exist (which is highly questionable), are a secret organization behind a lot of world events and politics.
supposedly, they run everything behind the scene, like the wizard of oz or something.
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Apathy
I think you pegged it in that sentence. I'm not one for conspiracy blather anyway, but to imagine that *the* conspiracy that is the most succesful, and the most powerful, in all of world history, is somehow connected to *the* most ignorant group of yahoos ever to do a bad job of running a cult into the ground, is insane.
There, "insane", that's what the two things have in common
xDD; I figured as such. But lately, I've been finding out so much more crazy WT-BATS stuff than I figured on, that I though, 'What the hey? Why not ask?'.
I should probably cover my ass here with a 'there are no stupid questions, only stupid whatevers' quote, but I won't. x) Because there are stupid questions. -
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Jay Dubs and the Illuminati?
by Apathy ini've seen a few things here and there that seem to connect the two, which i find.. very disconcerting.
for those who don't know, the illuminati, if they exist (which is highly questionable), are a secret organization behind a lot of world events and politics.
supposedly, they run everything behind the scene, like the wizard of oz or something.
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Apathy
-wiggles- Aww, c'mon, somebody's gotta have something to say about this.
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Jay Dubs and the Illuminati?
by Apathy ini've seen a few things here and there that seem to connect the two, which i find.. very disconcerting.
for those who don't know, the illuminati, if they exist (which is highly questionable), are a secret organization behind a lot of world events and politics.
supposedly, they run everything behind the scene, like the wizard of oz or something.
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Apathy
I've seen a few things here and there that seem to connect the two, which I find.. very disconcerting.
For those who don't know, the Illuminati, if they exist (which is highly questionable), are a secret organization behind a lot of world events and politics. Supposedly, they run everything behind the scene, like the Wizard of Oz or something.
Interestingly enough, a few paralels can be drawn between the WT-BATS and the Illuminati, if one looks for them. xD; But I'm not going to bother with these right now.
Anyways... if it were the Illuminati behind WT-BATS, and everything, wouldn't that be weird? It would make a certain amount of sense, you've got a huge worldwide organization behind you, bringing in millions every year and fully willing to do your bidding should the need arise... creepy.
So I was wondering if anyone knows of any connections between the Jays Dubs and the Illuminati besides the fact that they seem to be mentioned together here and there?
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Also foul for blatant B.S., such as: we are the most open-minded people ever, except for this, this, that, that other thing, and all else that isn't in our personal bubble?
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This makes me sad. ._.
by Apathy inhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/praisejahyouppl/ .
http://www.livejournal.com/community/jw_poets/ .
the worst thing is that these people could all be really nice if they weren't dubs.
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Yeah, and that could have been me.
If, you know. I was a mindless drone without a thought in my pretty little head.
I was impressionable, too, you know! -
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I tell ye, Olde English is best left in Olde Englande.
And that I totally want to do this, because I'm fairly certain that I can run intellectual circles around most of the Jay Dub Elders. And I'd get sick satisfaction from beating people who are older than me over the head with logic. Even though most Dubs wouldn't recognized common sense if it jumped up in down naked in front of them screaming, 'I'M COMMON SENSE YOU MORON!! RECOGNIZE ME!!'
But uhm.. yeah. xD; Sounds fun. I'm in. -
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This makes me sad. ._.
by Apathy inhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/praisejahyouppl/ .
http://www.livejournal.com/community/jw_poets/ .
the worst thing is that these people could all be really nice if they weren't dubs.
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http://www.livejournal.com/community/praisejahyouppl/
http://www.livejournal.com/community/jw_poets/
The worst thing is that these people could all be really nice if they weren't Dubs.
And that they all have way better Mad HTML Skillz than yours truly. -
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Live on a paradise earth full of Jehovah's Witnesses?
by wanderlustguy inisn't that an oxymoron?
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Haha. I loved the time-line of resurrection. x)
Yeah. Before I decided that the Resurrection was bull, back when I was eleven, I just decided that even if the Jay Dubs were right and I'd die.. I didn't care. God, how boring would it be to spend eternity playing Cranium and eating Trail Mix? -
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REALLY FUNNY
by 5thGeneration in.
i heard that there was a memo that brothers on the platform at the assemblies/conventions should no longer wear "just out of bed" hair styles.. i kinda think jason bateman looks cool on arrested development!.
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Apathy
"Don't they really mean 'The just-been-f***ed look is inappropriate for JWs.'"
Mwahaha. I think that the 'just-been-f***ed look' is rather similar to the neatly-combed look for most Dubs.