Here's a funny JW comic...
In fact, they print new funny comics every few weeks.
one of my old co-workers sent this to me.
the sad thing is that i have had this happen to me in service before.
oh, those were the days.
Here's a funny JW comic...
In fact, they print new funny comics every few weeks.
based on the illustrations in the books & magazines, and the videos produced by the society, describe the world that the gb would like jws to live in.. for example.... -- parties never have more than 15 persons attending.
entertainment consists of one chap playing a guitar while the rest sing kingdom melodies, followed by stimulating conversations of "field service experiences" and "how i came into the truth".
-- children of all ages are perfectly well-behaved for the full 2 hours of a congregation meeting.
ninja - you could play 'spot the neighbour' for a few weeks though.
''That's old Mr Jones''
''How do you know? it's only one leg''
''Zip-up slipper, I'd recognise it anywhere''
Have to think of a new game once the 'cleaning-up' work is complete.
based on the illustrations in the books & magazines, and the videos produced by the society, describe the world that the gb would like jws to live in.. for example.... -- parties never have more than 15 persons attending.
entertainment consists of one chap playing a guitar while the rest sing kingdom melodies, followed by stimulating conversations of "field service experiences" and "how i came into the truth".
-- children of all ages are perfectly well-behaved for the full 2 hours of a congregation meeting.
The JWs in all those ''New World'' picures are all smiling. Well frankly I wouldn't be if I was carrying all last week's laundry on one shoulder and the obligatory basket of fruit and veg on the other.
based on the illustrations in the books & magazines, and the videos produced by the society, describe the world that the gb would like jws to live in.. for example.... -- parties never have more than 15 persons attending.
entertainment consists of one chap playing a guitar while the rest sing kingdom melodies, followed by stimulating conversations of "field service experiences" and "how i came into the truth".
-- children of all ages are perfectly well-behaved for the full 2 hours of a congregation meeting.
Sir82...Invisible Elves? Ooooh, is that like Magic? Because I was taught that God will miraculously dispose of all the decomposing and smouldering bodies after Armaggedon. I hope so, because it won't be a very nice sight for all the Dub-kiddies who will be the only kiddies to survive, because their Mummies and Daddies sold books which told fibs. Am I going off topic?
Ah yes, the baskets of fruit which need to be carried around every day. They live in a Fairy Tale. Things I've NEVER heard said in a KH...
''I look forward to when God will destroy this Zanussi-tool-of-Satan at Armageddon - I dream of walking fifteen miles to wash my smalls in a stream''
''No Johnny, you can't have a hamster as a pet, that's what Wordly kids have. In the New Order you'll be playing with lions and wildebeests. How about we start you off with a skunk or rattlesnake now?''
based on the illustrations in the books & magazines, and the videos produced by the society, describe the world that the gb would like jws to live in.. for example.... -- parties never have more than 15 persons attending.
entertainment consists of one chap playing a guitar while the rest sing kingdom melodies, followed by stimulating conversations of "field service experiences" and "how i came into the truth".
-- children of all ages are perfectly well-behaved for the full 2 hours of a congregation meeting.
Hello ninja I'm still sniggering over the pound on a piece of string..
There were LOADS of sex scandels in the OT too - bet the Dubs can't wait for the Resurrection so they can arrange a few JCs to get the nitty gritty.
based on the illustrations in the books & magazines, and the videos produced by the society, describe the world that the gb would like jws to live in.. for example.... -- parties never have more than 15 persons attending.
entertainment consists of one chap playing a guitar while the rest sing kingdom melodies, followed by stimulating conversations of "field service experiences" and "how i came into the truth".
-- children of all ages are perfectly well-behaved for the full 2 hours of a congregation meeting.
They'd welcome back all the resurrected of the Old Testament - then give them a few weeks to accept/catch up on the New Light before D'fing them.
i know it must but.... satan is cast down in oct 1914. revelation says in 3 1/2 years jesus inspection comes;.
oct 1915 = 1 year.
oct 1916 = 2 years.
Since when can JWs do maths? No wonder they discourage education, that way the R&F have to trust the dodgy 'workings-out'. I asked a couple of Dubs (about 6/8 months ago) how THEY arrived at 1914,,,and just like the one I'd previously asked, the reply was that they DO know, but have forgotten, they'll get back to me...
this should be a proud and happy time in my life as a mom.
:( on top of everything else in my life these days...im in the process of planning a sweet sixteen party for my little girl for may 12, and my oldest son graduates from high school on may 18 followed by a party i am trying to have for him on may 26 followed by my daughter's four dance company recitals the weekend of june 1. also my youngest sons birthday is this sunday..... so...i spent days designing and mailing out gorgeous graduation invitations to everybody i know and all our wacked relatives.
i wrote to the jws in advance and asked if they would please put their differences aside for one night to celebrate my son's achievements.
I wrote to the JWs in advance and asked if they would please put their differences aside for one night to celebrate my son's achievements
Isn't it awful that we have to think ahead about what may offend their Cult-Conscience? (And I'm SURE they play on it). They never consider that WE may be offended by having thoughts/beliefs different from theirs. I could cry for you LovesDubs. We're just dismissed.
I was just looking at - 'The Secret of Family Happiness' published by the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society of New York, Inc (online, on the WT Org site) lol - what a joke.
i was watching one of the extras on the knocking dvd and a woman commentator talked about a scandalous letter from the jw's to hitler and the nazi party in 1933. does anyone know where i can read this letter at?.
tia.
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...and this letter jwfacts (thanks for that - saved) has posted link to.. http://www.swissbankclaims.com/PDFs_Eng/WatchTowerBible.pdf .. is disgraceful. The WTBTS ought be ashamed. How on EARTH can a corrupt organisation have the gall to claim compensation? They can't even disguise their greed in that letter, try as they might. I'd better shut up...I'm miffed now
i was watching one of the extras on the knocking dvd and a woman commentator talked about a scandalous letter from the jw's to hitler and the nazi party in 1933. does anyone know where i can read this letter at?.
tia.
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Absolutely - it must have been very courageous to make a personal stand, and the 1974 Yearbook states that 203 Jehovah's Witnesses were executed (although, isn't the WTBTS trying to claim compensation for more?) Yet, when reading the WT article, it looks as though they are trying to rewrite History. I imagine none of those 203 knew that their leaders were 'prostituting' themselves to the enemy.