well, if any of youse catch him, tie him down, and wait for me to get there! We can tickle him till he pees his pants or something!
colorado5591
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Missing Poster Alert!!!!
by colorado5591 inam i the only one who misses the posts and prescence of
my brother, where have you gone?
i miss you and long for your return.
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If you can have any job in the world, what would it be?
by Dimples inanything in the field of forensic science.
it just fascinates me how crimes are solved.. so, how about you?.
dimples
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colorado5591
My current job as a nightclub promoter is alot of fun
but if I could do something different......
I'd like to be part of some secret government think tank and get paid lots of money to formulate policy and strategy through discussions and analysis of major issues. Lead research, to advise organisations and teams, and produce advisory documents.
Area 51....here I come!
My second choice would be like....ski instructor, or some kinda band groupie.
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Post Your Jokes Here Thread............
by Frannie Banannie inhave yall heard really good jokes or recv'd 'em in email, but can't remember where they are now?
thought i'd start a "joke thread" to provide a good place to look for 'em in the future.
also, something that everyone can refer to when in need of something to brighten the day, eh?.
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BACK IN FASHION???? Here in Texas they have always been in fashion. I make fun of every mullet I cross paths with, so I'm pretty busy with that.
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Post Your Jokes Here Thread............
by Frannie Banannie inhave yall heard really good jokes or recv'd 'em in email, but can't remember where they are now?
thought i'd start a "joke thread" to provide a good place to look for 'em in the future.
also, something that everyone can refer to when in need of something to brighten the day, eh?.
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was visiting one of my clients today and while waiting in their reception area I couldn't help but notice one of the men at the building site next to my client's office. Being a building site, one would expect to see a mullet roaming free in its natural environment and I was not disappointed with what I saw Here our man is simply summing up the situation at hand.
He can sense the others will soon question his Mullethood, so with the cunning of a sly old fox he just waits for the right moment to pounce.And pounce he did!
You can see clear signs of mullet superiority complex displayed in this pic.
Our man was not going to let the regular hair cut men tell him what to do.
It doesn't matter how many men oppose our Mullet, he will never say die. A familiar Mullet characteristic.
In this pic you can also see the Mullet's secret weapon, the Mobile Phone/Keyring/Belt combo.
This combo not only indicates the seniority of the Mullet's standing in his community--the more keys you have the more power you wield--but it also has the power to strike fear into those who lack the courage required to wear this stunning fashion statement.Here our Mullet's work is done.
He has scared the other men into submission and clear signs of his status are evident by the way he proudly places his hands on his hips letting it all hang out, the hair, the keys and the mobile phone. The holy trinity of the Mulletism faith.
I must make special mention at this prime example of Mullethood that he is so passionate about his faith he is even showing the signs of the matching chin mullet, the perfect accompaniment to any classic mullet, male or female. -
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Missing Poster Alert!!!!
by colorado5591 inam i the only one who misses the posts and prescence of
my brother, where have you gone?
i miss you and long for your return.
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don't be worried. He has always been very independant and disconnected.
When we would go camping and stuff, he always disappeared for days, living off the fat of the land
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Missing Poster Alert!!!!
by colorado5591 inam i the only one who misses the posts and prescence of
my brother, where have you gone?
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Last time he even called me was freakin July 4th! I have been coming here countless times each day. Never any new posts.
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Missing Poster Alert!!!!
by colorado5591 inam i the only one who misses the posts and prescence of
my brother, where have you gone?
i miss you and long for your return.
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Am I the only one who misses the posts and prescence of
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What's the very first thing .......or amount ......you ever won?
by hubert ini took a chance on a raffle in a variety store, and won a "mothers day cake"!!!
ha, ha !!
it was so freakin' dry, too !!
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I won some tickets to see the San Antonio Spurs from a radio station! It was sweet!
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So you CAN be df'ed, even if inactive for months or years!!!!!!!!
by BLISSISIGNORANCE innews
mum banished from her church
jan 28 2005.
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colorado5591
Aw JMatty, I was reading your old posts because I miss you. You prolly figured this out by now but
I am not married to the man I got disfellowshipped for. He turned out to be a total ass and I left him. I met my husband a few years after my glorious removal from the org.
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Do any Bible passages/stories make you emotional or cry
by Cygnus inabsalom, a complete asshole, met an untimely death, and even though he caused untold trouble to his father, david still wept bitterly over his son, 'absalom,oh my son absalom!
" that one still gets to me.. and at the end of one of rush's more emotional songs, distant early warning (1984), geddy calls out "absalom!
absalom!
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colorado5591
well, I used to have no breasts, now I have too many of them.