Your decorations sound gorgeous!
The cuircut overseer said, "So are you celebrating Christmas??" (Ahh...no shit Shirlock!!)
ROFLMFAO!!
Also I LOVE Thomas covenants reply - no these arent christmas decorations just a few lights to try and attract your attention so we can have that discussion about 607!
How absolutely rude, cocky and arrogant of the CO to give you a flip answer 'sometimes we just have to wait' - thats not an answer, thats a cocky smart alec comeback that takes the issue nowhere and solves nothing. ASSHOLE.
Well done you - and have a very merry christmas!