DelTheFunkyHomosapien

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  What fills your 'love tank'?

  by serendipity in

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  copied from an amazon.com review:.

  author gary chapman in his book the five love languages: how to express heartfelt commitment to your mate believes everyone has a love tank, and that tank is filled by different love languages.

  these five languages are .

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  Bloody hell Sparky thats pretty grim, but I've been there. 3 and 5. Not to sure about acts of service, sounds related to 5 if you ask me.
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  BILLY CONNOLLY on JW's.

  by DelTheFunkyHomosapien in

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  2. friends

  the big yin was on aussie tv last night and the jw got a mention.

  truer words have never been spoken.. billy connolly: it's nuts.

  everybody's nuts except me.. .

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  The Big Yin was on Aussie TV last night and the JW got a mention. Truer words have never been spoken.

  BILLY CONNOLLY: It's nuts. Everybody's nuts except me.
  
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  BILLY CONNOLLY: And it's beige that's doing it. It is. The whole thing's crazy. I mean who - have you ever had Jehovah Witnesses come to your door?

  ANDREW DENTON: Yeah.

  BILLY CONNOLLY: Now somebody must open the door and see those dreary people standing there and think that's the people I want to be with.
  
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  BILLY CONNOLLY: They must because who else would they recruit you know? You must go, 'Oh my God that's, I must do that. I want to sell a really dreary magazine with a rotten crossword round all these houses to people who have just got out the bath. That's how I want to spend the rest of my life, being sworn at by people like Billy Connolly you know?' And I don't get religion. I just, I don't, I can understand God. I can understand people having a God and believing, cause it's a nice thing to believe that there's a big guy up there looking after everything. It's a kind of consolation that, somebody's making everything nice and he knows that you're quite a nice guy but you do awful things...right? And stuff like that...

  ANDREW DENTON: So these people around the world that have been saying you mustn't insult our religion...

  BILLY CONNOLLY: Yeah but they can insult everybody else's apparently. You know you, you can run around saying that people should be beheaded and that's perfectly okay well, well I've never read the Koran but I'm sure that's not in it.

  Full transcript here: http://www.abc.net.au/tv/enoughrope/transcripts/s1574093.htm
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  Is the Watchtower Society guilty of this?

  by Honesty in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  does the watchtower society go beyond what is written in the bible with their doctrines?.

  i have doubts that any of the following watchtower doctrinal issues are specifically mentioned as 'do's" or "don'ts" in god's word:.

  attire.

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  Nothin. It would go straight in the bin and you'd br told to piss off. Still worth doin though.
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  News flash for Watch Tower!

  by Quotes in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  (since i suspect i am being watched to ensure my compliance to the terms of the settlement agreement, i thought i would take advantage of the captive audience) .

  hey!

  watch tower!

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  She has graced my desktop for years. Can't seem to find another to top her.

  Can't wait for the new light WT. Free toilet paper.
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  News flash for Watch Tower!

  by Quotes in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  (since i suspect i am being watched to ensure my compliance to the terms of the settlement agreement, i thought i would take advantage of the captive audience) .

  hey!

  watch tower!

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  Idiots
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  Is this prophecy by Jesus trustworthy?

  by scout575 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in the last chapter of the bible jesus is three times portrayed as saying: "i come quickly.

  " the last of these three statements actually reads: "surely i come quickly.

  " ( rev 22:7, 12, 20 ) does the passage of nearly 2000 years since those words were written indicate that this bible prophecy is trustworthy?

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  Bastard doofdaddy.

  I was gunna say, ask Mary Magdalene (sp)
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  Would you???

  by BlessedStar in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  you've heard about jesus.. you've choosen to believe or not to believe.. you've accepted jesus or you haven't.. let's say jesus came down now for his people.what would you do or say to jesus if you now know he is true?

  (keeping in mind that god is the judge and some people will go to heaven and most will burn in hell!!).

  blessedstar

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  Jesus H Christ the OP tried to gode a response from everyone and then has buggered off. I call TROLL.

  What would I say to him ...... well how about: "Nice shoes dickhead"
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  Is it possible that a child molester is NOT a pedophile?

  by sir82 in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  i realize many here have (unfortunately) much more experience with this sort of thing than i do.

  any personal insight, or direction to research material, would be appreciated.. there was a letter to all boes about 8-10 years ago, saying that if an appointed elder had any incidents of child abuse in his history, he had to step forward & admit such, so that his status as an elder could be reviewed.

  none of the elders in this congregation said anything.. it was later (maybe 5 years ago) discovered that one of the elders had sexually abused his daughters some time in the 80's, before his appointment.

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  Ok
  

  now Cygnus, I am sending flaming laser beams your way. Please tell me that comment was meant to be a joke.

  I didn't take it as a joke. Women who wear provocative clothing and have an adult body want men to look at them. My personal opinion is that 14 and 15 year old girls who go out in public exposig their midrifts down to the point where imagination takes over should be ashamed as should be their parents. This of couse does not give anyone a reason/excuse to attempt to seduce them but it must be realized that any healthy male (regardless of age) is going to notice them.

  So what is your point?????
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  Is it possible that a child molester is NOT a pedophile?

  by sir82 in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  i realize many here have (unfortunately) much more experience with this sort of thing than i do.

  any personal insight, or direction to research material, would be appreciated.. there was a letter to all boes about 8-10 years ago, saying that if an appointed elder had any incidents of child abuse in his history, he had to step forward & admit such, so that his status as an elder could be reviewed.

  none of the elders in this congregation said anything.. it was later (maybe 5 years ago) discovered that one of the elders had sexually abused his daughters some time in the 80's, before his appointment.

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  Double post.
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  what do you think about.................................

  by defd in

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  2. friends

  beards!

  in my congregation it is frowned apon.

  a male can have one but he wouldnt get any privilidges and would probably be labeled the black sheep.

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  DelTheFunkyHomosapien

  Damn straight Defd. I'm all for female pattern baldness and facial hair.

  Seriously though Jesus tm more than likely had one. Whats good for the goose is good for the gander.