OH YEAH! HOW ABOUT THIS ONE!
Just one more, I semi-promise.
I was 15 when a guy older than me in the cong told me that he was "sexually" experienced and "not with a girl"!
I reported it to the elders and I was hauled into the room and reamed out because I didn't follow proper scriptural procedure and went to the brother first to ask him to confess to the elders!
I was frickin' 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!