Posts by 5thGeneration

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I WANT A STAR TREK REPLICATOR!

by journey-on in

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i hate cooking....i hate everything about it from planning meals, to grocery shopping, to loading the bags into my car,.

to unloading the bags and carrying them into the house, to putting the groceries away, to cooking, to cleaning up, to.

unloading the damn dishwasher!.

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I gotta go with the holodeck because I love planning for meals, shopping and cooking.

And I may also fluke out and finally get that 3some with my wife!

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for fun a real age quiz

by megaflower in

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i thought for a change of pace and to lighten things up (esp since its friday) it would be fun and interesting to take a quiz.

i hope social security keeps going because it said my real age is 21 and life exp is 104. in all chronalogical age is late 40's.. here is the link.

www.embedtube.com/uploads/33101407realage.swf.

Let's not talk about jesus.......Let's talk BOOZE!!!!

by nomoreguilt in

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some posters i realise have an affinity towards spirits!!

i am fussy at times about what i drink and with whom i drink it.

personnaly, my favorite is jack daniels black label.

can someone give me 5 definitions of a cult for a jw

by looloo in

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i want to give some information in around about way but need help tp think of ones that a jw would identify with ie controlling what members read and watch , can anyone help ?

A cult is a religion that is said to be unorthodox (no celebrations whatsoever, no blood, no fun, NO ANYTHING!) or that emphasizes devotion according to prescribed ritual. (3 meetings/week, I refuse to call them 5, Saturday field service, ministry "SCHOOL" parts, kissing elders and C.O.s butts, etc...)

Many cults follow a living human leader (Umm, we don't 'cause we have 12), and often their adherents live in groups apart from the rest of society (WE DO, JUST NOT PHISICALLY).

The standard for what is orthodox, however, should be God’s Word, and Jehovah’s Witnesses strictly adhere to the Bible (LET THE READER USE DISCERNMENT).

Their worship is a way of life, not a ritual devotion (BULLSHIT!!!! Sorry! ) .

They neither follow a human (YEAH, SEE ABOVE re. human versus group of humans) nor isolate themselves from the rest of society. They live and work in the midst of other people (Well at least just to pay the bills and afford to go in service!).

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can someone give me 5 definitions of a cult for a jw

by looloo in

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i want to give some information in around about way but need help tp think of ones that a jw would identify with ie controlling what members read and watch , can anyone help ?

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Absolutely amazing is the Society's own definition of a cult in the Reasoning Book.

I'm away from home so perhaps someone else can look it up and post it.

How they don't see the irony is crazy! Just replace 'man' with 'group of men'.

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Lost by Buble

by 5thGeneration in

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my current favorite feeling sorry for myself song!

(i know it's from last year!).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x5czc5u6dm.

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cc,

My wife and I are 'lost' together right now so I really liked this song!

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Jake Shimabukuro

by 5thGeneration in

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thought you all would like this too!

.

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Thought you all would like this too!

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Lost by Buble

by 5thGeneration in

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my current favorite feeling sorry for myself song!

(i know it's from last year!).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x5czc5u6dm.

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My current favorite feeling sorry for myself song! (I know it's from last year!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X5cZC5U6dM

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... it's been a Beatles night! What's your favorite?

by dawg in

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some fine ladies next door came and hung out tonight, i have to work tomorrow, so i couldn't go with them to the brazilian night "carnival" planed for later this evening.... bit i managed to let them hear the beatles "abby road" album with a few glasses of wine before they left.

they had never heard it, mostly because they're in their 20's, but not one lady left before they wanted to buy their own copy... 'something" was their favorite... they said it was one of the most sexy songs they ever heard... old george wrote my most favorite songs by the beatles... "here comes the sun" is my favorite george song... what's yours?

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If I fell.

11

Imperial or Metric

by 5thGeneration in

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i'm canadian but i still just can't wrap my head around being 188 centimeters tall and 111 kilograms!.

sorry: i'm 6' tall and 245 pounds!.

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I'm Canadian but I still just can't wrap my head around being 188 centimeters tall and 111 kilograms!

Sorry: I'm 6' tall and 245 pounds!