Maryjane

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  Dave Chappelle and the "Dark Crusaders"

  by Maryjane in

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  a long read, but quite interesting!.

  http://www.chappelletheory.com/index.html.

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  Maryjane

  This is totally not serious (that's why I posted under humor :)

  Very creative (and idle!) minds went into producing this...lol
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  Dave Chappelle and the "Dark Crusaders"

  by Maryjane in

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  a long read, but quite interesting!.

  http://www.chappelletheory.com/index.html.

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  Maryjane

  A long read, but quite interesting!

  http://www.chappelletheory.com/index.html
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  I can't believe they had the nerve to come back!!!

  by Why Georgia in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  just officially finished my christmas shopping and came home to drop everything off before i had to go pick up our oldest son at kindergarten.. i ran out to check the mail before leaving and 2 elders were walking up our steps.. one of them has been to our house before and he is the same one who did the despicable funeral talk at my husbands grandmothers funeral.. the conversation goes:.

  i called the wts legal office and your organisation has been informed that if you come to our home, call or send us mail you will be trespassing and it will be considered a form of harrassment and i will call the police.. elder bw - we came to see if ________ was home so we could speak to him about his intentions?.

  me - unlike you, my husband actually works for a living, he's at work like most decent people during the day!

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  Maryjane

  great story!
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  The fear of "spontaneous sex"

  by free2beme in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  when i was young and single and a witness.

  i remember often the fear older people had of putting young people together alone.

  not just for dating, but even leaving them in a car while an older couple went to a return visit.

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  Maryjane

  Yes but it was not just "young people". Opposite sex adults are not allowed to be alone even momentarily for the same reason.

  Yup...anyone dating in the JW religion is supposed to have a chaperone. The first and only time I dated in the religion was with a MS from another State. When he was scheduled to visit, I asked around the congregation to see who could put the brother up...NO ONE volunteered soooooo....he stayed with me :) Needless to say I was brought to the back room for a lil chat....lol
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  Look what I just did to my kitten!

  by rebel8 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  she would not stop clawing everything, no matter what i tried.

  i'd like to avoid declawing if at all possible.

  i found these rubber tips online and glued them to her claws.

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  Maryjane

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  I urge you to get a COSMIC CATNIP ALPINE SCRATCHER -

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  I got one of those for my cat. She loves it BUT she still claws the sofa too!!!! Gonna look into those rubber tip thingies.
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  BIG NEWS!! MONTHS LEFT!!

  by Pistoff in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  hi all just had to shout this from the rooftops!!!

  my wife and son went to the ts/sm the other night where divine education was discussed; at the end, brother po said: .

  "we don't know how many months are left in this system, so we need to spend them wisely.

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  Maryjane

  Blonde wrote:

  In 1941 they said there were only months remaining before Armageddon.

  Yeah, but this time they mean it! No really, it's true...would they jive us?
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  Did you ever preach door to door on a Christmas day?

  by JH in

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  i don't know if it's only our congregation or every congregation was the same, but no door to door was organized on christmas day.

  that was the only day of the year that the jw's in our area wouldn't go pest people.. wonder why?

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  Maryjane

  I went out one Christmas and offered the "Greatest Man..." book. For the most part, people were friendlier than usual and I placed quite a few books that day (no donations tho...lol)
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  What's the key to regular sex in a long-term relationship?

  by happysunshine in

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  well?

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  Maryjane

  swinging
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  Am I weird, in that I actually want the world to end?

  by free2beme in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  since leaving the witnesses, i have noticed that i enjoy movies about the world ending.

  they might be movies about major disasters killing off the world (deep impact) or maybe movies about a world after civilization has fallen (the postman, waterworld).

  i even like those movies that show society falling apart in alien invasions (war of the worlds, independence day).

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  Maryjane

  I don't think you're weird. The world is CRAZY. And if you think we have it hard with our 9-5 drudgery 5 days a week, the majority of the planet lives under far worse conditions. I wouldn't be mad if it ended.
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  What are you REALLY like?

  by jwfacts in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  it is strange chatting on the net, not knowing what everyone is really like.

  do you pretend to be someone you are not?

  i find it hard to know how to take people here sometimes, as words do not convey as much without seeing the facial expressions and hearing the tonal inflections.

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  Maryjane

  http://www.myspace.com/maryjanewisdom - my bio in a nutshell