I always knew she was a ditzy gal, but this one is just too darned cute.
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KennyC
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Finally! The Cure for Apostacy!
by V insoon to be reviewed in the watchtower study (july 15 2006, "focus on the goodness of jehovah's organization" page 22, paragraph 15).. this is not a joke!.
emanuel, for instance, was a witness who found fault with some things he read in publications of "the faithful and discreet slave.
" (matthew 24:45) he stopped reading our christian literature and eventually told the elders of the local congregation that he no longer wished to be one of jehovah's witnesses.
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KennyC
I think the lad will discover the truth of the old adage, "Cheer up, things could be worse."
Seems that every time I cheer up things get worse.
I couldn't imagine putting myself under the pinheaded jurisdiction of the WT yes-men. If I cheered up in their presence they would try and knock me back down. I cannot even imagine sitting and listening to them run their crooked mouths again after how they treated me and my family of fatherless boys.
"Oh but we at least have "pure worship", and we have no intention of letting anyone disrupt it."
Seems I recall something that a certain man named Paul wrote to Timothy about "the form of worship that is pure and undefiled..."
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Did anyone see or do a random act of kindness today?
by okie46 intoday while unloading my groceries, i witnessed a random act of kindness... someone in a ford explorer was waiting for a car to leave a parking spot so they could pull in there, they had been waiting for several minutes when finally the car in that spot backed out and left.
before the person in the ford explorer could pull into the spot, a lady in a ford taurus pulled on into that parking space.
the person in the ford explorer who had been patiently waiting, just sat there, they didn't honk or flip the person off, then the lady in the ford taurus realized that the other vehicle had been waiting for that spot and backed out to find another spot, letting the guy who had been waiting have his spot.
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A JW waited on me at a pizza place and when I was done eating I got up leaving nothing for him on the table.He met me at the door and asked "Aren't you gonna give me a tip?"
"Oh yeah !", I replied. So I wrote him a check for fifty dollars and handed it to him. He almost cried for sheer gratitude. Then I told him:
"Here is your tip: "Don't try to cash this thing, it's no good."
Just kidding.But I thought it could be a pretty cool joke.
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Sorcery is a Viable Pioneer Recruiting Technique
by KennyC in"good sense stress", was the description of an elder for a circuit overseer's undue emphasis on the words "the children are helping mommy and daddy to...pioneer.... yes".
he said this during a talk of his in the early 1990's.
upon going to a pioneer meeting on that saturday and seeing him first hand using his hands in a circular motion around a pioneers face who was sitting too close in front of him, he stated "did you ever notice that little glow they have?
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Remember Farkel, you should never joke about used products.Why are new products from the demon-haunted region of China never possessed, but it is always some couch, chair, or doll previously owned by a child from a working-class family in America that is full of demons ?
Not even those demonic action figures from Wal Mart are possessed like your grandpa's old recliner, or that apron of Aunt Lilly's that everyone remembers her wearing while singing "Amazing Grace".
Well, I gotta go. I am eating left-overs tonight, so someone pray for me that I do not get uncontrollable heaves and puke all over the place.
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Sorcery is a Viable Pioneer Recruiting Technique
by KennyC in"good sense stress", was the description of an elder for a circuit overseer's undue emphasis on the words "the children are helping mommy and daddy to...pioneer.... yes".
he said this during a talk of his in the early 1990's.
upon going to a pioneer meeting on that saturday and seeing him first hand using his hands in a circular motion around a pioneers face who was sitting too close in front of him, he stated "did you ever notice that little glow they have?
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Thanks for that, StealyFace,
NLP is a good explanation for his technique. This paragraph about the "yes set" is interesting below:
"Yes Set"
First, let me give you an example of distracting the left brain. Politicians use these powerful techniques all the time; lawyers use many variations which, I've been told, they call "tightening the noose."
Assume for a moment that you are watching a politician give a speech. First, he might generate what is called a "yes set." These are statements that will cause listeners to agree; they might even unknowingly nod their heads in agreement. Next come the truisms. These are usually facts that could be debated but, once the politician has his audience agreeing, the odds are in the politician's favor that the audience won't stop to think for themselves, thus continuing to agree. Last comes the suggestion. This is what the politician wants you to do and, since you have been agreeing all along, you could be persuaded to accept the suggestion. Now, if you'll listen closely to my political speech, you'll find that the first three are the "yes set," the next three are truisms and the last is the suggestion.
I also remember the evil smirk on his face and the shrill-sounding way he said "The children are helping mommy to pioNEER .... YES" . Of course it all went over the pinheads of these people at the hall and nobody else complained about his deception. So here I am: the village idiot. It just irks me how ready they all were to condemn me to eternal destruction after knowing me since I was a child.
True love, anyway, eh?
I didn't have any sort of ill will toward them, as they had assumed, but it all makes me not even want to look at their fake faces ever again now.
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Was Charles T. Russell Baptised?
by VM44 ini have never read in the watchtower publications any.
indication that charles t. russell was baptised!.
in everything that i have read about ctr, no year of.
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KennyC
So you mean to tell me that C.T. Russells sister was the one that officiated his baptism, and not a man of spiritual means ?
A woman ? A woman ????
Oh, I forgot, Charles was the only man of spiritual means existing in those days so it was necessary to have a woman officiate the baptism.
After all that bitchin' about his wife "conspiring" to supplant him as the editor of the Watchtower and ultimately, the GB de-incorporating themselves from holding corporate office positions, Mrs. Russell is still considered an apostate by modern JW's ? All she must have wanted to do was correct his spelling and dumb-assed sentence structures, but you know how these "inspired" individuals are: even if they spell stuff wrong they think you should change the dictionary for them.
Q:How many religious fanatics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One. He just holds it up and the whole world revolves around him.
How hypocritical can you be ?
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Sorcery is a Viable Pioneer Recruiting Technique
by KennyC in"good sense stress", was the description of an elder for a circuit overseer's undue emphasis on the words "the children are helping mommy and daddy to...pioneer.... yes".
he said this during a talk of his in the early 1990's.
upon going to a pioneer meeting on that saturday and seeing him first hand using his hands in a circular motion around a pioneers face who was sitting too close in front of him, he stated "did you ever notice that little glow they have?
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Yo, Mistah Mojo,
I guess the difference between your trip up to the mountaintop and mine is that mine wasn't caused by LSD.
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Sorcery is a Viable Pioneer Recruiting Technique
by KennyC in"good sense stress", was the description of an elder for a circuit overseer's undue emphasis on the words "the children are helping mommy and daddy to...pioneer.... yes".
he said this during a talk of his in the early 1990's.
upon going to a pioneer meeting on that saturday and seeing him first hand using his hands in a circular motion around a pioneers face who was sitting too close in front of him, he stated "did you ever notice that little glow they have?
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Hi Fullof...,
The Catholic church had artists incorporate the "glow" or "aura" into many paintings of Jesus, Mary and the Saints. I think they were the first to start seeing such things in a so-called Christian light.(some pun intended) They have a name for the damned thing, but I cannot remember what it was.
