Oh yes, yes.
Seems I recall that happening to me once when I was working for a moving van company at the Hefner estate. One of his young daughters was moving back home from college and we were vaccuming before placing the king-sized bed in it's appropriate position. Then all of a sudden, like you said, Whoosh !
MsMcDucket, I wonder if he had that thing on for more than 4 hours.
Freetosee,
The women driver pic's are insulting. What would we do without women. Every man wants a perfect woman no matter how bad she drives, and I think this pic' explains what a perfect woman should be.
Dmouse,
The lion picture was once used as a "Before Marriage" and "After Marriage" gag on a funny photo's site.
The "Before..." pic' is here >>> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/beforemarriage.jpg
I always knew she was a ditzy gal, but this one is just too darned cute.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images2/jessicasimpsonnipslip.jpg
soon to be reviewed in the watchtower study (july 15 2006, "focus on the goodness of jehovah's organization" page 22, paragraph 15).. this is not a joke!.
emanuel, for instance, was a witness who found fault with some things he read in publications of "the faithful and discreet slave.
" (matthew 24:45) he stopped reading our christian literature and eventually told the elders of the local congregation that he no longer wished to be one of jehovah's witnesses.
I think the lad will discover the truth of the old adage, "Cheer up, things could be worse."
Seems that every time I cheer up things get worse.
I couldn't imagine putting myself under the pinheaded jurisdiction of the WT yes-men. If I cheered up in their presence they would try and knock me back down. I cannot even imagine sitting and listening to them run their crooked mouths again after how they treated me and my family of fatherless boys.
"Oh but we at least have "pure worship", and we have no intention of letting anyone disrupt it."
Seems I recall something that a certain man named Paul wrote to Timothy about "the form of worship that is pure and undefiled..."
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Does anyone else have any?
today while unloading my groceries, i witnessed a random act of kindness... someone in a ford explorer was waiting for a car to leave a parking spot so they could pull in there, they had been waiting for several minutes when finally the car in that spot backed out and left.
before the person in the ford explorer could pull into the spot, a lady in a ford taurus pulled on into that parking space.
the person in the ford explorer who had been patiently waiting, just sat there, they didn't honk or flip the person off, then the lady in the ford taurus realized that the other vehicle had been waiting for that spot and backed out to find another spot, letting the guy who had been waiting have his spot.
A JW waited on me at a pizza place and when I was done eating I got up leaving nothing for him on the table.
He met me at the door and asked "Aren't you gonna give me a tip?"
"Oh yeah !", I replied. So I wrote him a check for fifty dollars and handed it to him. He almost cried for sheer gratitude. Then I told him:
"Here is your tip: "Don't try to cash this thing, it's no good."
Just kidding.But I thought it could be a pretty cool joke.
"good sense stress", was the description of an elder for a circuit overseer's undue emphasis on the words "the children are helping mommy and daddy to...pioneer.... yes".
he said this during a talk of his in the early 1990's.
upon going to a pioneer meeting on that saturday and seeing him first hand using his hands in a circular motion around a pioneers face who was sitting too close in front of him, he stated "did you ever notice that little glow they have?
Remember Farkel, you should never joke about used products.
Why are new products from the demon-haunted region of China never possessed, but it is always some couch, chair, or doll previously owned by a child from a working-class family in America that is full of demons ?
Not even those demonic action figures from Wal Mart are possessed like your grandpa's old recliner, or that apron of Aunt Lilly's that everyone remembers her wearing while singing "Amazing Grace".
Well, I gotta go. I am eating left-overs tonight, so someone pray for me that I do not get uncontrollable heaves and puke all over the place.
