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  Stumbling into the Single's Scene

  by Robdar in

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  as some of you are aware, i am getting a divorce.

  tomorrow, i plunge back into the dating scene.

  i am a little nervous.

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  COMF

  Why is Comf here?

  Somebody's gotta do it right.
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  Hey, Tom...

  by COMF in

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  the seductive, lustful skallywagger brings up an interesting point.. when was the last time you got laid, anyway?

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  COMF

  Better hard than soft, any day

  Ah, Prisca, you're too, too far away to tease me like this. No fair, no fair, foul, foul! How can I be expected to find my way to the land downunda on the strength of a verbal teasin', huh? Mean, cruel woman!
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  Hey, Tom...

  by COMF in

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  the seductive, lustful skallywagger brings up an interesting point.. when was the last time you got laid, anyway?

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  COMF

  Chickenshit pissant bastard. Crawl under your rock, then.
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  Stumbling into the Single's Scene

  by Robdar in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  as some of you are aware, i am getting a divorce.

  tomorrow, i plunge back into the dating scene.

  i am a little nervous.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
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  COMF

  Robyn, lovergirl,

  I just want a kiss, period. booboo can enter or exit as need be.
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  Stumbling into the Single's Scene

  by Robdar in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  as some of you are aware, i am getting a divorce.

  tomorrow, i plunge back into the dating scene.

  i am a little nervous.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
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  COMF

  I haven't been on a proper date in years.

  Ouch.
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  Hey, Tom...

  by COMF in

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  the seductive, lustful skallywagger brings up an interesting point.. when was the last time you got laid, anyway?

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  COMF

  What do you want to say?

  Mmm... sweetie, you know how to ask the hard ones, no?
  What I want to say, or ask, is not for forum eyes but rather for forum imaginations.

  Ladies... where would you like to be kissed? Imagine it...
  Where would you like to be suckled? Picture it. Give it to me.
  Kiss me, move my lips there... let me kiss you even more...
  Ah, sweet, sweet imagination.

  And what is next, ladies?
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  Hey, Tom...

  by COMF in

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  the seductive, lustful skallywagger brings up an interesting point.. when was the last time you got laid, anyway?

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  COMF

  Are you and Robyn seriously into each other?

  Oh, dear... the irony... the temptation...

  Robyn, darlin', what do I say?
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  Hey, Tom...

  by COMF in

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  the seductive, lustful skallywagger brings up an interesting point.. when was the last time you got laid, anyway?

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  COMF

  Nono, darlin',

  it's about Tom NOT getting laid. Jealousy rears its ugly head, and poor Tom's only means of dealing is to pull a "sour grapes" display of self-deluding bullshit.
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  Hey, Tom...

  by COMF in

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  the seductive, lustful skallywagger brings up an interesting point.. when was the last time you got laid, anyway?

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  COMF

  Robyn:

  it shall be done, my love.
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  Hey, Tom...

  by COMF in

  1. jw
  2. friends

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  the seductive, lustful skallywagger brings up an interesting point.. when was the last time you got laid, anyway?

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  COMF

  Robyn, my dear, the tease is what makes it all worth doing, no?

  Come to me, my lovely darling. Or, if not...

  let us discuss my coming to you.