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  I'm from dallas Texas searching for love

  by daystar in

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  im daystar!!!!

  would anyone be interested in me?

  im very nice, im an ex-jehovahs witness, im 32, im friendly etc... interested in females from any country.

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  wombat

  Gee..I always thought that "in like Flynn" was an Australian expression but here's someone from Texas quoting it. Amazing.

  Errol Flynn was born in Tasmania - a small in-bred population - and allegedly had a male appendage a couple of feet long.He played the part of a pirate in a few movies and his thin moustache made female hearts flutter. He has never been accused of being gay but you never know. He did work in Hollywood.

  How come our Nic Kidman got her marriage to Tom Cruise annulled? No-one ever gave the grounds for such a decision that I've heard. Anyway Tom is about to become a Dad and best of luck to him. I read that his new bride has converted to his faith but is allowed to make sounds through child-birth.

  How's this for diverting a thread? Wish I could go to sleep.
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  Im from sydney Australia searching for love

  by Rose1998 in

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  im rose!!!!

  would anyone be interested in me?

  im very nice, im a jehovahs witness, im 25, im friendly etc... interested in males from any country.

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  wombat

  Froggy...It's 1.30 am here and time to go to bed. The Americans have woken up and the board has taken off. God bless them, sincerely.

  Love to you all.. G'nite..Wombat
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  Im from sydney Australia searching for love

  by Rose1998 in

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  im rose!!!!

  would anyone be interested in me?

  im very nice, im a jehovahs witness, im 25, im friendly etc... interested in males from any country.

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  wombat

  Little green Froggy....I spent 10 hours to-day at the hospital with me Mum (urinary tract infection and hallucinating) and my only delight was checking out the nurse's cute bums. I don't think that anyone sprung me.....Wombat.
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  Im from sydney Australia searching for love

  by Rose1998 in

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  im rose!!!!

  would anyone be interested in me?

  im very nice, im a jehovahs witness, im 25, im friendly etc... interested in males from any country.

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  wombat

  I'll send you $50 if you don't tell my daughter Emily I said that.. I am tired of her rolling her eyes and saying "Daddy, you are so sad".
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  The end is close! - Look at the pictures! Hilarious

  by truth_about_the_truth in

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  here is a chain email that i got that has been circulating among the jws.. you have to be kidding me right?.

  fw: something to think about wow!!!!!.

  this is quite interesting seeing the progression of the stone hitting the false religious babylonish image at the base.

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  wombat

  JH...Just love your work..
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  Im from sydney Australia searching for love

  by Rose1998 in

  1. social
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  im rose!!!!

  would anyone be interested in me?

  im very nice, im a jehovahs witness, im 25, im friendly etc... interested in males from any country.

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  wombat

  James...Why should you be surprised that Religion is a less interesting topic than a 25 y.o. lady who describes herself as an Asian version of the American singer Brandy (whoever she is, but she's gotta be cute), and who wants a bit of lurving ?
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  Im from sydney Australia searching for love

  by Rose1998 in

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  im rose!!!!

  would anyone be interested in me?

  im very nice, im a jehovahs witness, im 25, im friendly etc... interested in males from any country.

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  wombat

  It's not true that a wombat eats, roots and leaves. We are very loveable and faithful.

  Hey Unc..I need an avatar. Do you have a pic you can email?

  You sent me one a while back but I don't think that two wombats copulating is suitable.

  Gee...A 25 y.o. Chinese/Cambodian chick. I reckon that I would start going to meetings again for a piece of that.
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  Im from sydney Australia searching for love

  by Rose1998 in

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  im rose!!!!

  would anyone be interested in me?

  im very nice, im a jehovahs witness, im 25, im friendly etc... interested in males from any country.

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  wombat

  We are
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  Im from sydney Australia searching for love

  by Rose1998 in

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  im rose!!!!

  would anyone be interested in me?

  im very nice, im a jehovahs witness, im 25, im friendly etc... interested in males from any country.

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  wombat

  Unc.....You told Dr Jekyll about the blonde wig and dress...You bastard...You said that you would never tell anyone.....Wombat
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  My son won the super heavy weight title

  by rekless in

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  wesley walker won the super heavy weight gladiator challenge mixed martial arts championship.

  of the world last night.

  he beat the champ who weighed 338 pounds.wes is 240. .

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  wombat

  Unc has the typical warped Australian sense of humour...Don't take offense...You Yanks will never understand...We Aussies love taking the mickey out of each other.

  Your sons did really well and you should be very proud of them. Children are a mirror of their parents.