Posts by wombat

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The JW New Year

by Thirdson in

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another year past and still the old system continues.

what do good jws think today as 2006 rolls around?

in october-last we saw the 6000th anniversary of adams 30th birthday.

wombat

I recall finding my (now-ex, sadly) wife sitting on the bedroom floor in tears back in '73.

She was folding our babies winter clothes for storage as summer was approaching.

When I tried to comfort her, she said that she was crying because our babies would never get to wear them again. We had just left the org.

And now I am yet to find a JW of that time who will admit that they expected the Big A to come in 1975. Not even my own brothers and sister who sucked me into this disgusting cult.

My 88 year old mother is determined to live to age 97. That will be 100 years after 1914.

That's when this cruel, lying organization will split into schisms.

She just so much wants to see it shrivel up and die.

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Australia - The Future - 2006

by wombat in

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wow...it's less than three hours to 2006 here is australia.. because australia is such an advanced country, it will be 2006 here way, way before it is in other countries.

like, it's still yesterday in backward old usa.. (forget it, you kiwis - don't bother posting.

there's so many of you living here new zealand is just a part of australia).. yes, we australians live in the future.. i shall keep bttting this as 2006 approaches.. (incidentally, ozzie lives in new south wales which has daylight saving.

wombat

*********************IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE ADMINISTRATOR OF THIS SITE********

Naah....Ozzie still has it coming. He's on daylight saving time.

Try contacting him in half an hour. He's a goner.

And he wanted to be Prime Minister of Australia.

Now, that Wombat was sure one hell-of-a guy.

He will be missed by everyone who ever was fortunate enough to meet him.

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Australia - The Future - 2006

by wombat in

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friends

wow...it's less than three hours to 2006 here is australia.. because australia is such an advanced country, it will be 2006 here way, way before it is in other countries.

like, it's still yesterday in backward old usa.. (forget it, you kiwis - don't bother posting.

there's so many of you living here new zealand is just a part of australia).. yes, we australians live in the future.. i shall keep bttting this as 2006 approaches.. (incidentally, ozzie lives in new south wales which has daylight saving.

wombat

***********IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM ADMINISTRATOR OF THIS SITE***********

FOR SOME REASON ALL COMMUNICATION WITH AUSTRALIA IS IMPOSSIBLE.

WE CANNOT ACCOUNT FOR THIS.

WE CANNOT CONTACT WOMBAT

MAY THIS BRAVE, BEAUTIFUL MAN FIND PEACE.

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Australia - The Future - 2006

by wombat in

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friends

wow...it's less than three hours to 2006 here is australia.. because australia is such an advanced country, it will be 2006 here way, way before it is in other countries.

like, it's still yesterday in backward old usa.. (forget it, you kiwis - don't bother posting.

there's so many of you living here new zealand is just a part of australia).. yes, we australians live in the future.. i shall keep bttting this as 2006 approaches.. (incidentally, ozzie lives in new south wales which has daylight saving.

wombat

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

It just turned 2006 here in Australia.

We are your future. This is how your mid-night will be.

It's a beautiful, perfect night,. Laughter, singing, hugging, kissing - such joy.

WHAT ! -What's this ???A purple luminous cloud has covered the night sky.

It's glowing, it's pulsating as it whirls around in waves. An intense bright light at the centre - I can't bear to look at it.

It's rumbling - like an immense groan.

NO - It's a voice - saying something.

I CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S SAYING.

HOLY SHIT

IT's ARMAG

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Australia - The Future - 2006

by wombat in

jw
friends

wow...it's less than three hours to 2006 here is australia.. because australia is such an advanced country, it will be 2006 here way, way before it is in other countries.

like, it's still yesterday in backward old usa.. (forget it, you kiwis - don't bother posting.

there's so many of you living here new zealand is just a part of australia).. yes, we australians live in the future.. i shall keep bttting this as 2006 approaches.. (incidentally, ozzie lives in new south wales which has daylight saving.

wombat

Ozzie......PM

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Australia - The Future - 2006

by wombat in

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friends

wow...it's less than three hours to 2006 here is australia.. because australia is such an advanced country, it will be 2006 here way, way before it is in other countries.

like, it's still yesterday in backward old usa.. (forget it, you kiwis - don't bother posting.

there's so many of you living here new zealand is just a part of australia).. yes, we australians live in the future.. i shall keep bttting this as 2006 approaches.. (incidentally, ozzie lives in new south wales which has daylight saving.

wombat

Abso-bloody-lutely.

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Australia - The Future - 2006

by wombat in

jw
friends

wow...it's less than three hours to 2006 here is australia.. because australia is such an advanced country, it will be 2006 here way, way before it is in other countries.

like, it's still yesterday in backward old usa.. (forget it, you kiwis - don't bother posting.

there's so many of you living here new zealand is just a part of australia).. yes, we australians live in the future.. i shall keep bttting this as 2006 approaches.. (incidentally, ozzie lives in new south wales which has daylight saving.

wombat

Hey Ballistic.........An Aussie asked a Kiwi farmer "Do you shear your sheep?"

The Kiwi farmer replied "No...we all have our own"

(I suppose you've gotta understand the difference in accents. Kiwis pronounce "share" as "shear")

I guess that most Kiwis have gone to bed by now. Hope so.

I'll go with Ozzie's time. He's an Administrator after all.

About 35 minutes to 2006.

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Australia - The Future - 2006

by wombat in

jw
friends

wow...it's less than three hours to 2006 here is australia.. because australia is such an advanced country, it will be 2006 here way, way before it is in other countries.

like, it's still yesterday in backward old usa.. (forget it, you kiwis - don't bother posting.

there's so many of you living here new zealand is just a part of australia).. yes, we australians live in the future.. i shall keep bttting this as 2006 approaches.. (incidentally, ozzie lives in new south wales which has daylight saving.

wombat

Thanks Ian...And may 2006 be kind to you.

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Australia - The Future - 2006

by wombat in

jw
friends

wow...it's less than three hours to 2006 here is australia.. because australia is such an advanced country, it will be 2006 here way, way before it is in other countries.

like, it's still yesterday in backward old usa.. (forget it, you kiwis - don't bother posting.

there's so many of you living here new zealand is just a part of australia).. yes, we australians live in the future.. i shall keep bttting this as 2006 approaches.. (incidentally, ozzie lives in new south wales which has daylight saving.

wombat

Is Little Toe from New Zealand? I hear that some Kiwi farmers get pretty attached to their sheep

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Australia - The Future - 2006

by wombat in

jw
friends

wow...it's less than three hours to 2006 here is australia.. because australia is such an advanced country, it will be 2006 here way, way before it is in other countries.

like, it's still yesterday in backward old usa.. (forget it, you kiwis - don't bother posting.

there's so many of you living here new zealand is just a part of australia).. yes, we australians live in the future.. i shall keep bttting this as 2006 approaches.. (incidentally, ozzie lives in new south wales which has daylight saving.

wombat

Aw...okay ....But it's a pretend future, in that case.

(I put the sheep there because I haven"t seen anyone use it before. I wonder why the designer of these things ever thought that anyone would ever use a sheep?