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  any good pranks????....

  by lucifer in

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  now this might be childish and immature but we all have our moments... i was thinking of some pranks to pull on the kh and one i thought of is calling during every meeting doing different voices (block your number) and ask for pizza, chinese food, you name it.

  also i work at a call center for a magazine company and i was thinking that on my last day that i will set up a trial subscription for them they will get sooo much junk mail and invoices hehe .

  any good ideas of more pranks?

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  Gregor

  OK, here we go.

  Saran wrap on the ladies toilet. Also, a rubber mouse opposite the loo that isn't seen until the sister has her pants down and is sitting.

  A pencil eraser with a notch cut in it inserted into the drinking fountain. Shoots water up the nose.

  Make a "U" yoke with a big paper clip. Stretch a rubber band across with a small paper clip in the middle and wind it up, wrap in a piece of paper. Before the meeting plase this packet on the floor in front of a seat near the middle of the hall. As it's unwrapped by the innocent it gives a loud buzz. (Even better, put confetti in the packet too)

  If you've got the nerve, stick a panty liner to the bottom of your shoe, then set down on the isle and cross your leg. (red coloring optional)

  This is only a sample if you want more let me know
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  Jehovah baby: you were my better-half, but just an invitation to the blues.

  by tetrapod.sapien in

  1. jw
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  losing jehovah was like losing a girlfriend that you loved.

  you barely had time to flinch when you found out that she had been sleeping with all your friends and stealing your records to pawn off.

  that you had just been another sucker on the vine.. when jehovah dumps you, you start looking at yourself longer and harder, and wondering what it was about him that you found in yourself, until all you see there in the reflection is just yourself, dancing with an imaginary hand and waistline.. when jehovah was gone, and the war was over, i realized that all the things that had made me "good", and "moral", and "hate what was bad", didn't mean anything to me anymore.

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  Gregor

  Jehovah, "...if lovin you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.."

  Jehovah, .."I've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back cryin' over you..."

  Jehovah, "...lay lady lay, lay across my big brass bed.."

  whoops, ignore that last one.
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  What 'Brokeback Mountain' and JWs have in common

  by Peter123 in

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  the story is beyond excellent.

  every line is so well crafted and the story, published in the new yorker magazine in 1997, is much more than two young men falling in love.

  one of the major themes of the movie is fear.

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  Gregor

  Apparently, BB Mountain has been so suckcessful they are already previewing a sequel. Actually looks interesting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfODSPIYwpQ
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  Which avatars are your favorites?

  by AlmostAtheist in

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  some people's avatars make me smile, others make me think.

  there are some that i just love to look at.

  here are some of my favorites off the top of my head.

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  Gregor

  Thanks BizzyBee, yours is not bad either.
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  Comments You Will Not Hear at the 2-5-06 WT Study (Trust)

  by blondie in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  comments you will not hear at the 02-0o5-06 wt study (january 1, 2006 issue, pp.

  review comments will be in red.

  wt material from today's wt will be in black.

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  Gregor

  Yes, thanks again Blondie for all your efforts.

  I wish I could see inside the head of the following person when this article is studied,

  He was an elder. He was also vice president of a large bank in our medium sized town. It was late in 1974 or early in 1975 as I recall when he told everyone what he had just done. One morning at a bank staff meeting he announced that he was resigning his position to become a full time minister. He then proceeded to give his captive employees a thorough witness - his theme? Repent!The end is near! He even told them it was going to be somewhere around Oct of '75. That's right, just being regular jackass wasn't good enough he had to get up in front of a bunch of non-believers and start hee haw'ing! He and his wife more or less liquidated their assets and started pioneering.

  It took him about 5 years to run out of money (and, probably, starting to get a weired feeing every time he tore a page off the calendar) You guessed it. He went back to his old bank and asked for a job. They rehired him. Last time I heard he was driving a Cadillac and conducting the WT study!
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  Look, it's Sunday morning!

  by LuckyNun in

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  and here i am, enjoying the fellowship of brothers and sisters.

  i could never wear my invader zim slippers to the kingdom hall, or enjoy coffee while i take in my, um... "nourishment"?

  it's not all fun and games...i have three classes online and i need to post some assignments.

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  Gregor

  Nope, they are very shallow. They judge others strictly based on appearance and smell.
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  Look, it's Sunday morning!

  by LuckyNun in

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  and here i am, enjoying the fellowship of brothers and sisters.

  i could never wear my invader zim slippers to the kingdom hall, or enjoy coffee while i take in my, um... "nourishment"?

  it's not all fun and games...i have three classes online and i need to post some assignments.

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  Gregor

  They have not yet come to accept a cats right to be on the same planet with them.
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  10 Reasons why the WTBTS is NOT a CORP... Bethel Lecture by GB Member Losch

  by What-A-Coincidence in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  of the 10 points mentioned that the wtbts is not a corp, which one do you not agree on and why?

  personnel committee symposium.

  february 22, 1999 .

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  Gregor

  Gee, nina and unclebruce are some very intellectual folks! just now read their essays, aka, 'posts'. I think they both have excellent points but there's also a lot of what they wrote that I just don't understand. I will read them again when I'm not smokin'
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  Look, it's Sunday morning!

  by LuckyNun in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  and here i am, enjoying the fellowship of brothers and sisters.

  i could never wear my invader zim slippers to the kingdom hall, or enjoy coffee while i take in my, um... "nourishment"?

  it's not all fun and games...i have three classes online and i need to post some assignments.

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  Gregor

  Thanks Lola, my nephew, Danny found that picture for me.

  The t-shirts for Oscar and Pepper fit nicely if they are infant size and have a knot tied in them.

  By the way, they don't like wine with the pizza but they enjoy a little dish of beer.

  They also seem to take it very well even when our team loses!
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  Look, it's Sunday morning!

  by LuckyNun in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  and here i am, enjoying the fellowship of brothers and sisters.

  i could never wear my invader zim slippers to the kingdom hall, or enjoy coffee while i take in my, um... "nourishment"?

  it's not all fun and games...i have three classes online and i need to post some assignments.

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  Gregor

  Well, I was invited to a superbowl party, but can't go because my wife needs the car all day.

  Soooo, I'll pop a pizza in the oven and crack a bottle of Cab. Then we'll ('we' being me and the two chihuahuas) set down and watch the game in our SEAHAWKS t-shirts! Oscar and Pepper don't seem to understand the game but they love pizza.