Isn't it interesting how the JW 'little people" learn the art of intrepreting 'signs and portents' on their own after being exposed to the good example of the Society professionals?? How do you like the following convenient reasoning:
The Watchtower told us about a witness who lived in a bad neighborhood who had stayed home from the meeting one night (implying that they didn't have a good excuse) and was killed by a stray bullet that came through the living room window. "If they had gone to the meeting they would have had JoeHoba's protection"
Less than a week after this there was a local elder who was killed by a drunk driver who ran a stop sign. In his funeral talk the scripture that talks about "time and unforseen circumstances befall us all" was used to explain how such a bad thing could happen to one of JoeHoba Dodds good people.
We don't exactly have a coffee cup "roll up the rim" contest out here on the left coast but we do have a promotion going on with a similar idea, only it's for condoms.