jonsey

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  Mammogram is ok

  by lostlantern in

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  i just wanted to say thanks, i appreciate everyones positive feedback.

  i got the official word today, everything is ok.. i felt much better after having read your comments, thanks for getting me through this experience.

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  Awesome news!!!

  MJ
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  Right about now......

  by delilah in

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  i'd like to be boarding a plane to anywhere warm....say, fiji.....how about you??

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  I like were I am but...The Keys sound good to me

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  Bad stuff you did in school

  by Nosferatu in

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  what kind of bad stuff did you do in school?

  here's a small list of what i did:.

  - white out things in textbooks and put something dirty in its place.

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  jonsey

  3 words...puff puff pass...LOL
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  A Texas Chili Contest

  by Chimene in

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  Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.

  This was my favorite part!

  MJ
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  marshmallow fluff

  by joelbear in

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  what's good with marshmallow cream on it?.

  my favorite is mushed bananas.

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  jonsey

  put another log on the campfire...we are makin SMORES!!!

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  I need

  by lola28 in

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  a new avatar, i feel like changing my avatar but don't know what to replace it with, any suggestions?.

  lola

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  check it out

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  I need

  by lola28 in

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  a new avatar, i feel like changing my avatar but don't know what to replace it with, any suggestions?.

  lola

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  jonsey

  I met her in a club down in old Soho
  Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
  See-oh-el-aye cola
  She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
  I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
  El-oh-el-aye Lola la-la-la-la Lola

  MJ (Your Personal Disc Jockey)
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  New Video of DF announcement at door

  by inbyathread in

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  starting a new thread so that everyone can find the link.. this is the video of the elders trying to act smart stupid.

  http://www.savefile.com/files2.php?fid=5509435.

  they will keep the file as long as it is downloaded once every 14 days.. enjoy

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  man that was Classic! It looked like they sent a rookie in to sned the message!

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  "I want my God and I want my family!"

  by nicolaou in

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  Nice...my first words to her...look deep into my eyes you are getting weary...and your a libra...sweet...let me read your palm. They would have sent her over the edge. Just kidding. I hated it for her kids and husband.

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  I was shunned today in the post office.

  by outoftheorg in

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  well this poor jw walked to the table to sort out the throw aways just as i headed there also.. i saw him and smiled, then he dropped his head to not look at me.

  we both sorted out the things for the trash bin and were only about 20 or so inches apart.. i remember him coming to my house when my daughters were young girls and he wanted to get aquainted.. maybe i should have spoken to him but i just looked at him and he refused to even look back.. how sad.

  he always has this really sad disappointed look on his face.

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  jonsey

  T-shirts...that would be awesome!!!

  on the back

  literature at convention $40.00

  hogie meal 20 tickets

  Your first Apostafest = Priceless