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If you decide to own a mobile phone, be determined to control it and not let it control you. Clearly, you need to stay alert and keep your priorities in order. The Bible encourages us: "Let your reasonableness become known to all men." (Philippians 4:5) If you decide to have a mobile phone, by all means resolve to show your reasonableness in the way you use it.
Let's modify, shall we?
If you decide to own people, be determined to control them and not let them control you. Clearly, you need to stay alert and keep your lies in order. The Governing Body encourages us: "Let your tyranny become known to all men (but not women, because they aren't regular people like us)." (SomeSillyScripture we (ab)used to fit our reasoning) If you decide to have slaves, by all means resolve to show your tyranny in the way you abuse them.