John we need to make our own onion version of the watchtower. I did one article on here if you search for Adams nipples.
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Creationist Museum Acquires 5,000-Year-Old T. Rex Skeleton
by freemindfade increationist museum acquires 5,000-year-old t. rex skeleton.
news january 15, 2003. vol 39 issue 01 science & technology science religion.
tulsa, okin a major coup for the growing field of creation science, the perfectly preserved remains of a 5,000-year-old tyrannosaurus rex were delivered monday to tulsa's creationist museum of natural history.. .
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Creationist Museum Acquires 5,000-Year-Old T. Rex Skeleton
by freemindfade increationist museum acquires 5,000-year-old t. rex skeleton.
news january 15, 2003. vol 39 issue 01 science & technology science religion.
tulsa, okin a major coup for the growing field of creation science, the perfectly preserved remains of a 5,000-year-old tyrannosaurus rex were delivered monday to tulsa's creationist museum of natural history.. .
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Creationist Museum Acquires 5,000-Year-Old T. Rex Skeleton
by freemindfade increationist museum acquires 5,000-year-old t. rex skeleton.
news january 15, 2003. vol 39 issue 01 science & technology science religion.
tulsa, okin a major coup for the growing field of creation science, the perfectly preserved remains of a 5,000-year-old tyrannosaurus rex were delivered monday to tulsa's creationist museum of natural history.. .
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Creationist Museum Acquires 5,000-Year-Old T. Rex Skeleton
TULSA, OK—In a major coup for the growing field of creation science, the perfectly preserved remains of a 5,000-year-old Tyrannosaurus Rex were delivered Monday to Tulsa's Creationist Museum of Natural History.
Methuselah stands on display at the Creationist Museum of Natural History."The Good Lord has, in His benevolence, led us to an important breakthrough for scientific inquiry," Creationist Museum of Natural History curator Dr. Elijah Gill said. "Our museum has many valuable and exciting exhibits that testify to Creation and shine light on the Lord's divine plan. But none have been as exciting—or anywhere near as old—as this new T. Rex specimen named 'Methuselah.' This skeleton, which dates back to roughly 3,000 B.C., offers the most compelling proof yet that the Earth was made by God roughly 10,000 years ago."
Added Gill: "It's awe-inspiring to gaze on something that actually lived here on Earth, so very many years ago."
Methuselah was discovered last summer in northern Turkey by a team of Oral Roberts University archaeologists, who were on a dig searching for the Tower of Babel. According to Gill, the skeleton, which stands nearly 20 feet tall, possesses terrifying, razor-sharp teeth and claws, confirming that it was an evil beast in league with Satan, the Great Deceiver.
Using advanced dating processes from the cutting edge of biblical paleontology, the Oral Roberts team determined that Methuselah lived during the late Antediluvian period, or "The Age of the Dinosaurs." They said the pristine condition of the find strongly suggests that it perished in the Great Flood, fossilizing quickly and thoroughly due to the tremendous water pressure during the event.
"It was a truly majestic beast," said Gill, gazing up at the massive skeleton. "One almost has to mourn that there was no room for it on the Ark."
Gill called the discovery "a powerfully compelling refutation" of secular scientists' long-held assertion that dinosaurs lived on Earth millions of years before humans.
"The fact that no human remains were found anywhere in the vicinity of the site of the skeleton serves as proof of the tyrannosaur's ferocity and huge appetite," Gill said.
"At most," he added, "tyrannosaurs existed a few days before the first humans, given that the birds and the beasts were created early in the week, and Adam and Eve were made on the sixth day."
Founded in 1874, the Creationist Museum of Natural History has amassed a collection of thousands of exhibits from around the world demonstrating that the Earth was made by the hand of a Divine Creator over the course of a week, roughly 10,000 years ago. Among its most prized exhibits are a trilobite believed to have lived during the Jewish Exodus and a stunning specimen of "Java Gibbon."
Methuselah has caused such a stir that even supporters of evolutionary science have found themselves caught up in "T. Rex Fever." Christopher Eldridge, director of New York's Museum of Natural History, raved that the acquisition was "absolutely inconceivable" and "not to be believed." Dr. Harmon Briggs, a Smithsonian Institution paleobiologist, gushed in a phone interview that the discovery of the 5,000-year-old beast was "mind-boggling" and "in defiance of all the human senses."
Said Gill: "I have even received an exciting letter from a paleontologist at UCLA asserting that Methuselah could be even older than 5,000 years. Who knows, it might even date back to the Sixth Day of Creation."
The T. Rex skeleton will be on public display at the museum beginning Feb. 3. Conversions will be performed every two hours at the museum's baptismal font, located in the Apologetics wing.
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The spread of religion through history
by snare&racket inwhen growing up a jw, i was always confused as to world history, geography and religious development.
it didn't make sense, because what we were told was simply untrue.... http://tinyurl.com/purzy8k.
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This is my story
by Funchback ina couple of people here asked, so, i would like to share my story.. i got baptized at the age of 14 (armageddon was coming any day).
to call keith to ask him to stop talking about me.
keith and mrs. keith denied they were talking about me.
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freemindfade
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Disfellowshipped at 18
by asensier inyou can probably guess how this story goes.. i began dating a non-witness boy.
he knew i was a baptised witness and understood the consequences i faced for dating him.
we agreed to keep our relationship secret, which was easy considering our 200 mile distance.
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freemindfade
It's difficult now. And also sad that they do this to you. But you are young and there is a world of wonder and unconditional love out there you can find. Grieve but come to the people here and vent. And find support. And begin the process of owning and loving your life. You and all of us are lucky to be alive. Cheers! -
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Donation to WWW raised last night.
by freemindfade inso there was announcements last night that the set amount of donation was going to be raised.
i don't believe out hall has a mortgage or "forgiven" mortgage.
but the hall already donates a set amount above what is put in the www box, from the local fund.
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lol yep! that's the push. Push your money into the contribution box (note contribution box is not a plate we pass). -
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The Man In The Mirror and the Terminal Patient
by stuckinamovement ina man looks into the mirror and considers the image that is reflected.
he sees a model of physical fitness, good looks, competence and popularity.
he smiles at the positive image that he perceives.
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Donation to WWW raised last night.
by freemindfade inso there was announcements last night that the set amount of donation was going to be raised.
i don't believe out hall has a mortgage or "forgiven" mortgage.
but the hall already donates a set amount above what is put in the www box, from the local fund.
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freemindfade
So there was announcements last night that the set amount of donation was going to be raised. I don't believe out hall has a mortgage or "forgiven" mortgage. But the hall already donates a set amount above what is put in the WWW box, from the local fund. Well it turns out that this last weekend the BOE discussed it and decided we should resolve to send more.
So there you have it, the money drive ratchets up....
