"Jehovah doesn't want good people, he wants obedient people"-CO's Wife
"I wish at the last moment at Armageddon Jehovah plays back for them the times they told us they weren't interested"-Youngish bethelite elder, out in service just after being told nicely by a gentleman he wasn't interested. It was the last time I went out in service a few years ago
I know there are many more, but those two stand out as jaw droppers.