Not sure if you are a full in witnesses or not guy, but let me just say this, if you believe in the desert god JEHOVAH!!!!! and you were hanging out on this site... pretty sure the big guy is gonna smite you like so many ancient Israelites who accidentally touched the ark, or looked at the ark, or did something else silly, maybe they were presumptuous who knows. The point is just by being here wether you agree or not, you are one of us now
Pray to the great desert God YHWH or Jehovah or El... whoever he is today, that he will make your smiting quick and painless and not strike you with hemorrhoids first like the poor philistines!