Maybe he was watching JW Broadcasting and thinking, "Shit... I need to start a cult and get paid!"
Or maybe he is watching JW Broadcasting and thinking "WTF?" and satan is like "yes! winning!"
To all the old sister commenting on how he is watching porn I should have raised my hand and said
"actually, no, he's not, because his free hand isn't wrapped around his d*ck, unless his d*ck is on the side of his head. No he probably did watch porn and already fired off some knuckle children, now he is reading jwfacts or watching you tube videos on how bat sh*t crazy your religion is"