Being tne sarcastic semi-doubter bastard I am ,I thought I would satisfy a rebellious inkling in my soul I've wanted to satisfy at the kingdom hall from earliest teenhood I WORE A FLAG PIN UNDER MY SUIT JACKET!Whoa I thought, maybe I'll get caught! Oh Yes! That made it irrisistable!So yesterday I DID IT! Funny beneath all the smiles of my brothers and sisters was the beast of indignation waiting to surface if the sight of the monstorous abomination would surface before their eyes! Alas two saw it! With eyes rolled upward they commented,"Danny, youre always going to be a rebel so we'll let ya off the hook!" Thanks for being so merciful brothers, I guess there are still some liberals among us, AMEN to that!
Danielson
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FLAG NIGHT AT THE KINGDOM HALL
by Danielson inbeing tne sarcastic semi-doubter bastard i am ,i thought i would satisfy a rebellious inkling in my soul i've wanted to satisfy at the kingdom hall from earliest teenhood i wore a flag pin under my suit jacket!whoa i thought, maybe i'll get caught!
that made it irrisistable!so yesterday i did it!
funny beneath all the smiles of my brothers and sisters was the beast of indignation waiting to surface if the sight of the monstorous abomination would surface before their eyes!
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Tommy Lee and Pamela Pics Inside!
by Danielson inahha you sex crazed apostates!
just kidding,well you are sex crazed,and you are apostate.....anyhoo i'm admitting the truth,i'm a jw addicted to apostacy and i need help!jeeezzz couldn't stay off the thing for two days even!
naeb, you were right!
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Danielson
AHHA YOU SEX CRAZED APOSTATES! Just kidding,well you are sex crazed,and you are apostate.....anyhoo I'm admitting the truth,I'M a JW addicted to apostacy and I need help!Jeeezzz couldn't stay off the thing for two days even! Naeb, you were right! He said I'd be back in an hour( He was off by about 5 minutes)OK, the lesson here kids? Use manipulation to reel people in, and? I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get ALOT of replies based on my topic. Soooo thats how the organization gets "em" in! "Remember, manipulation is a form of flattery to the gulliable." Love ya all!
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Taking a couple of Days Off
by Danielson inwell, it's finally hit me!today is my one week anniversary on this site(no cakes or anything thanks.
)anyhoo, ive definitely gotta take a break!this is a very addictive site because it confirms all the things i've always suspected about being a dub but could'nt prove it!so being the hollow chocolate jw bunny i am, im takin a few off to get my brain recharged,then back to learn more about my "heritage religion", and make more cool freinds!peace out ya'll
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Jeeeeezzzzz You guys were RIGHT!I tried. Hey Naeb,at least your prophecies come true!
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JW's-A religion of convenience
by apostate man inalthough i have never been a jw, the cover to the book, so to speak, sure looks good.
i have noticed many conveniences they thay enjoy:.
no christmas.
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Danielson
TOUCHE! Imbue!Seeing that this thing would'nt let me edit my previous comment I wanted to be alittle more specific in what I said.Salvation for Jehovah's Witnesses is about as crazy as a dog running after it's tail.JW V.P.(Salvation is a gift from God)BUT (Following this organization run by imperfect men is the only way to RECIEVE THIS GIFT) (Christ died for all on the tree)BUT(The all are only those who recognize and join and follow and BELIEVE THIS IS GOD"S ORGANIZATION)
(God will save the righteous)BUT(The righteous are those who RECOGNIZE,JOIN,FOLLOW,AND BELIEVE THIS IS GOD'S SOLE CHANNEL OF ALL SPIRITUAL TRUTH AND THE ONLY PLACE WHERE SALVATION IS ASSURED!)DUDE! -
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JW's-A religion of convenience
by apostate man inalthough i have never been a jw, the cover to the book, so to speak, sure looks good.
i have noticed many conveniences they thay enjoy:.
no christmas.
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Danielson
SALVATION:Not a problem!Just stay in the fold of the organization and Christ's sacrafice automatically applies to you! DOHHH! I'm in here again! (not actually admitted to but true)
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Taking a couple of Days Off
by Danielson inwell, it's finally hit me!today is my one week anniversary on this site(no cakes or anything thanks.
)anyhoo, ive definitely gotta take a break!this is a very addictive site because it confirms all the things i've always suspected about being a dub but could'nt prove it!so being the hollow chocolate jw bunny i am, im takin a few off to get my brain recharged,then back to learn more about my "heritage religion", and make more cool freinds!peace out ya'll
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Danielson
Well, it's finally hit me!Today is my one week anniversary on this site(no cakes or anything thanks.)Anyhoo, Ive definitely gotta take a break!This is a very addictive site because it confirms all the things I've always suspected about being a dub but could'nt prove it!So being the hollow chocolate JW bunny I am, Im takin a few off to get my brain recharged,then back to learn more about my "heritage religion", and make more cool freinds!Peace out ya'll
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Any other churches call themselves the 'truth'??
by Beck_Melbourne inold habits die hard...and quite often in my comments i will refer to the borg as the 'truth'.
does anyone know of any other churches that refer to their own particular church or religion as the 'truth'??
also, does anyone know how it originated...all my life i have used the term...comments like 'how long have u been in the truth?
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Danielson
Mindfield youre right DUDE I'm out.Yirdif, youre still the man!
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Any other churches call themselves the 'truth'??
by Beck_Melbourne inold habits die hard...and quite often in my comments i will refer to the borg as the 'truth'.
does anyone know of any other churches that refer to their own particular church or religion as the 'truth'??
also, does anyone know how it originated...all my life i have used the term...comments like 'how long have u been in the truth?
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Danielson
I conceed Bro, Jesus didnt use the word they. Touche Man! By the way is that scripture you use your answer for EVERYTHING?See ya!
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Any other churches call themselves the 'truth'??
by Beck_Melbourne inold habits die hard...and quite often in my comments i will refer to the borg as the 'truth'.
does anyone know of any other churches that refer to their own particular church or religion as the 'truth'??
also, does anyone know how it originated...all my life i have used the term...comments like 'how long have u been in the truth?
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Danielson
UHHHHHHHHHHHHH YARDIFF? I like have to correct U brother!seems your not in line with Jws so you MUST BE A FELLOW APOSTATE!FOR a fact U sshould know JWs teach the annointed are goin to heaven PERMENENTLY not COMING BACK TO EARTH!!!!! WELCOME TO THE FOLD BROTHER!!
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Any other churches call themselves the 'truth'??
by Beck_Melbourne inold habits die hard...and quite often in my comments i will refer to the borg as the 'truth'.
does anyone know of any other churches that refer to their own particular church or religion as the 'truth'??
also, does anyone know how it originated...all my life i have used the term...comments like 'how long have u been in the truth?
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Danielson
In a way I admire you, Yardif for being the "needle in the haystack!You have free will given you by our universal creator to belive what your mind compels you sir! Can truth exsist without the need to label it through an orgnanization or particuliar religion,when Jesus said "they, its quite obvious to me hes talking about individuals who account themselves to their maker. GOD LOOKS AT THE HEART BROTHER!I'm a JW,in name only to U,but all I care about is His approval,I"m on His side not man and his insecurities expressed in religion. Just a VP Bro, dont get all POSTAL on me K?(:)