But they don't baptise infants so it's ok. Better to rope 'em in when they're young and don't know any better. That way you can still say it was "their decision" later on when their in a JC for some hanky-panky at the playground. What a loving provision guilt is to hang over the heads of innocent children.
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Disgusting comment regarding the baptism at the DC
by under_believer inat the service meeting the other day the "friends" were given an opportunity to discuss the district convention (portland, or, june 30-july 2).
) people baptized at that convention.
a bigger number than i remember for at least a decade.
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As a JW did you ever think Jah "performed miracles" because you were one?
by LovesDubs ini seriously think i lost all sense of reality as a jw.
i was first associated wiht the jws in 1984. june specifically.
i was studying, had my little live forever book and my aid book and went out to california to visit my sister.
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lost_light06
I once saw Pastor Russells face in a corn torilla, does that count?
Seriously though I never had any experience like that or knew anyone that did but we always heard about them at the meetings, assemblies and DC's. I think someone should come up with with an JW urban legends site.......oh wait, they did, it's called jwfact.com.
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AMBER ALERT!
by lost_light06 in.
http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/stories/ktvklnews20060706_amber-alert.306e2776.html
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OMG Spray Tan Disaster !!!!
by Sirona innow i wasn't going to share this, but i just have to!
i can't tan (had melanoma skin cancer) so i decided that for the long-awaited bbq on saturday i'd treat myself to a "spray-tan".
for those of you who don't know, its false tanning where you are sprayed with the tanning all over and it lasts about a week.. what a disaster!.
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lost_light06
Try bathing in a tub full of bacon grease and used kitty litter. It won't remove it but your resulting smell will distract any attention to the tan.
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What's Your Favorite Brand of Beer?
by tfsm ini know this is slightly off-topic but i find alot of the discussion here somewhat depressing and most of it is far too cerebral for me.
i (obviously) live in america and i'm a big fan of beer.
light, dark, lager, ale, whatever.
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animals in new system?
by moomanchu indo they live forever in the paradise?.
there won't be any scavengers to cleanup.
( come to think of it will maggots and worms be vegetarians?).
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lost_light06
Since the animals did not sin why do they suffer birth pangs and diseases? Was God so pissed with Adam and Eve he said "and your little dog too!"
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Live With Jehovah's Day in Mind
by searcher intimely message?.
chapter one.
page 5 ........that is why many are grateful for sound advice on how to reach thyeir goals and make their life more enjoyable and successful.. page 6.........recall this truth "all the things that were written aforetime were written for our instruction, that through endurance and through the comfort from the scriptures we might have hope".. page 8.........the book of ruth........that short book stresses the attatchment we should have to true worship, illustrates how highly god values women....... page 8.........another aspect to consider involves the terms "prophets" and "prophetic".
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lost_light06
Page 16........Have you ever experienced a crisis of confidence, perhaps feeling that your faith is waning?
was that "Crisis of Confidence" or Crisis or Conscience"?All of those were very vomit worthy.
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How about them Beavers?
by Carmel in.
oregon st. baseball team takes college world series by beating the best pitching staff in college baseball, the nc tarheals!.
carmbbbbbbb
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lost_light06
I’m not really an OSU fan, more of a UofO fan. Think it has something to do with years of un-air conditioned DC’s in Corvallis sitting on hard benches. Anyone remember the “every other” rule there? You see half of the building has regular seats with backs, the other half has benches, no backs. The rule was if you sat on in the seats one day you were supposed to sit on the benches the next. This made for a mad rush to the seats on Fridays and Sunday with every one pushing and shoving (lovingly of course).
Anyways I’m happy to see the Beavs win it, finally a championship in this state.
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I'm Off To Kiss Hank's Ass
by serotonin_wraith inkiss hank's ass and he'll give you a million dollars when you leave town.
mary: "hank didn't have any paper.".
mary: "it's what hank wants, and hank's always right.".
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lost_light06
Holy sweet feathery Jesus that was hilarious.
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Kingdom Hall Blaze Set by Arsonists
by Kenneson inin clinton township, ohio someone set blaze to the basement of the kingdom hall causing $30,000 dollars worth of damage.
destroyed were religious literature and computer equipment.
the upper floor was not damaged, but the smell of smoke might linger.
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lost_light06
What horrible PERSECUTION. We really are in THE TIME OF THE END. Satan is doing all he can TO STOP JEHOVAHS FAITHFULL WITNESSES. Now I truly know that THIS IS THE TRUTH.
In all honesty arsony in any way is horrible and I would not wish this on anyone or any group. But you know the above is what is being said now by all the JW's in that area.