Posts by datsdethspicable

I have a bi racial daughter her name is Danica Elyse. I am white my b/f is black and if we have a child we have decided on Yvonne or Evan because his last name is Stevens. But i really like the na me Madison if I have another girl.

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Top Five Ways To Annoy WTS at Assembles

by metatron in

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i suppose you could annoy the watchtower simply by.

doing the opposite of everything those dreary kingdom.

ministries tell you every year - like let your kids.

datsdethspicable

How about go as an attendant and stand in the isle during session holding up your hand as if there are seats "Then say oops my bad"

Or dress as a very old woman and next to the literature table. break wind from a nice cabbage and brocolli soup then say "Huh sonny did you say something"

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Fluff I love turtles..what do you love

by LB in

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my favorite critters are sea turtles,.

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never squat with yer spurs on

datsdethspicable

I guess i love turles or else I am a push over mom. My daughter has five(3 red eared sliders, 1 soft-shelled turle,1 mud turtle) plus various fish. We have a dove we raised from the egg. The dove I love.hee hee

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ICE COLD BEER..bottles,cans or on tap

by OUTLAW in

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i`m sitting here in front of the computer with a nice cold bottle of molson canadian beer.i don`t drink canned beer unless i`m camping deep in the forest.its easyer to pack,and cans dont explode(bottles will)if your going up a rough mountain road.i prefer my beer stored in a bottle,i think the taste is a lot crisper.so how do you prefer your favorite beer?bottles,cans or on tap served in a frosty mug..

datsdethspicable

This may be a Texan thing but nothing taste better than an ice cold beer poured in a tin coffee can.

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"Shepherding Calls"

by mindfield in

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how often are these elders supposed to come visit anyway?

it's been a long while since we had any elder come to our house... sure, we had some "brothers and sisters" come by to either use the bathroom while in the service or just say hi, but an elder?

it's been at least a year.. are these guys getting lazy?

datsdethspicable

They usually come around when the Circuit Overseer is about to visit the congregation or if he is. So that he can over your records and stuff like that. My last visit from them is hopefully the last. I told them I had no desire to return. As I was watching them leave I saw them writing something on a sheet of paper.
My step father is an elder so i got into his elder stuff a lot when i was a teen at home.(lol0

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Farting at the meetings

by RR in

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how about it, c'mon, confess!

datsdethspicable

aw yes those metal folding chairs. They could make the smallest squeek sound like an atomic blast. Then just blame it on your kid and send her to the bathroom. Hee hee

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